The Officail VMK staff jokes thread

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acefunrules

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:crazy: staff : hello
:clown: : hello , i would like to slap happy ban people
:crazy: staff : then this job is for you
:clown: : so how do i randomly ban people?
:crazy: staff : use the wheel of misfortune!! LOL :lmao:
:yay: vmk player : lalala i always follow vmk values
message : you have been banned for having fun on vmk , please dont ever have fun again , this will teach you to never have fun


LOL so how did you like it?
 
:rotfl: LOL, not so great when the staff members take a look at these posts!
 

:crazy: staff : your FIRED
:clown: : why ?
:crazy: sdtaff : you did not ban 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 people in one day
 
:lmao: :crazy: now let me see.. what could we do? - looks at other staff - - puts him in trashcan -

:Pinkbounc hey!! ill start talking, but when do i get out?
 
:joker: kid : why do they call you push the trash can? :upsidedow push: i dont know :joker: kid: ok :kid walks away and watches push sadly :sad1: :clown: another kid:- pushes push down - :joker: kid: well know i know why his name is push :upsidedow push:-says in back ground - pick me up! :lmao: :lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :joker: :joker:
 
:laundy: : Staff: I'm Doing My Laundry Lalala
:dance3: Trio Courtet: Lalala
:scared1: Staff: Turns around sees the trio courtet and runs
:dance3: Trio Courtet: Runs after
 
tinkattitude! said:
:laundy: : Staff: I'm Doing My Laundry Lalala
:dance3: Trio Courtet: Lalala
:scared1: Staff: Turns around sees the trio courtet and runs
:dance3: Trio Courtet: Runs after

*cough* weird! *cough*

LOL j/k :rotfl:
 
:hourglass push : hi everyone :hippie: group of angry hippies : - kicks push - :crazy: staff: im telling vmk lion , and you know how he can get :hippie: : wait who is that?! the person who just came in the room

:teeth: acefun : hi staff hi push hi hippies, if you think vmk lion is bad try vmk flight, i remember when my friend ( not going to say who it is ) got in trouble and flight came in and said people dont break vmk values , including you ( not going to say ) ok i got to go play jungle cruise see ya later
:hourglass push : - grows hyper destrution rays - hah, hah , hah , hah , bye bye hippies
 
:crazy: Staff: Ok, well today we are going to run a staff game to win the incredibly rare tron costume but their will only be one room

:flower3: Kid: DOn't you think you should have more than one room or everyone will go crazy over it.

Message from Staff: You have been ban for trying to ruin eveyone elses fun. This should teach you not to interfer with the Staff when they are at work and trying to ruin their reputation.
_________________________________________________________________
(They Thought they were teaching them a lesson huh? Well look what happens later)

:surfweb: Mom: Honey, I finished booking our trip to Disney World. You'll get to meet goofy and mickey mouse! You'll even get to get some codes!

:sad1: kid: I don't want to go! Cancel the trip!

:surfweb: Mom: But honey you have been so excited for weeks about this trip!

:sad1: kid: They banned me for trying to suggest more rooms to give out the new tron costumes. all I was doing was trying to help and THIS happened. I really don't want to go!

:surfweb: Mom: Ok if your sure. I guess we could go somewhere else


See what i mean. Their losing more ppl by the minute!
 
WDWfan36 said:
:crazy: Staff: Ok, well today we are going to run a staff game to win the incredibly rare tron costume but their will only be one room

:flower3: Kid: DOn't you think you should have more than one room or everyone will go crazy over it.

Message from Staff: You have been ban for trying to ruin eveyone elses fun. This should teach you not to interfer with the Staff when they are at work and trying to ruin their reputation.
_________________________________________________________________
(They Thought they were teaching them a lesson huh? Well look what happens later)

:surfweb: Mom: Honey, I finished booking our trip to Disney World. You'll get to meet goofy and mickey mouse! You'll even get to get some codes!

:sad1: kid: I don't want to go! Cancel the trip!

:surfweb: Mom: But honey you have been so excited for weeks about this trip!

:sad1: kid: They banned me for trying to suggest more rooms to give out the new tron costumes. all I was doing was trying to help and THIS happened. I really don't want to go!

:surfweb: Mom: Ok if your sure. I guess we could go somewhere else


See what i mean. Their losing more ppl by the minute!
Who on earth wouldn't want to go to WDW? (no flames plz)
 
I'm just saying that some kids that get too frusterated on the game might make them not want to go. SInce the online thing is a virtual reputation.

I'm saying this as if you only like the game not the actual WDW
 
VMK STAFF:wave: Hey anyone need help?
VMK PLAYER:yay: Yes how do i get rare codes
VMK STAFF:wave: You can't your banned!
*Message comes up to player your banned cause we want VMK all to ourselves*
VMK PLAYER:yay: OMG *uses contact us*
VMK STAFF:wave: *sends message to player by e-mail* We love banning people for fun please enjoy your ban signed all the VMK Staff
VMK PLAYER:yay: MOM!!!!!!
MOM:goodvibes: What's wrong?
VMK PLAYER:yay: Look at my e-mail from vmk staff
MOM:goodvibes:Wow i wish I was that nice
 
:furious: staff: im vmk flight, the meanest vmk worker ever
:) kid: why are you mean sir
:furious: : i dont like you i will ban u forever!!
:) : but im still a guest
:furious: : but thats what i said im the meanest and i play games and dont help
 
Player: omg iluvu i am yr biggest fan vmk_whatsyrname! can i hve inferno plz? plzzzzz!
Staff: Sorry, no.
Player: omg ihatchu i am lik so gonna go onto a board and dis u!
Staff: ...
Player: btw, my numba is ive ive ive on oh mine for, i liv in must tin car he for me a and my zip is mine too see van ate on!
*ten minutes later a new post on a VMK board*
Player: OMG I WAS BANNED 4 NOOO REASON!
 
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