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InfalliblexLove said:
Ya'll best not forget them there beers. Who wants to go huntin' later?

Mah wife got mah most favoritest shotgun and gone killed a huge rat! We had a good dinner last night.
 
InfalliblexLove said:
I'd say good.

I get that I look like Taylor Swift all the time. I think it's a good thing... (:

Lol you do look like her a lot! Woah my mind has been blown
 
Imma hungry.

I'm multitasking.
on the comp, listening o DIs radio and watching Say Yes to the Dress on TV.

Weddings are awesome.
 
InfalliblexLove said:
(Ugh, sick... haha)

shoot, my husband done gone shot the neighbors dog again. he's gonna wake the whole trailer park!

Mah kids do that all the time! The one that is 9, texas, got his shotgun and killed the neighbors cat! Tennessee shot the neighbors trailer the other day!
 
My grandma once told me "Thank god you grew into your face"

Thanks gramma, its not like I was a ostracized tween with low self-confidence when you thought I was ugly.
 
AliceinHalloweentown said:
My grandma once told me "Thank god you grew into your face"

Thanks gramma, its not like I was a ostracized tween with low self-confidence when you thought I was ugly.

Wow! When am I gonna meet this Dis grandma-in-law? :D
 
My grandma once told me "Thank god you grew into your face"

Thanks gramma, its not like I was a ostracized tween with low self-confidence when you thought I was ugly.

Could be worse. When I told them about my girlfriend they acted like it was a miracle and my mom baked a cake. That's worthy of FML.
 
Oh yeah? well......my mom told me I was handsome!

"Shut up! My mom says Im cool!"

Mah kids do that all the time! The one that is 9, texas, got his shotgun and killed the neighbors cat! Tennessee shot the neighbors trailer the other day!

Shoot, I done got 7 boys. Did you know Walmart is givin' 5 year olds guns nowadays? My youngest, Dallas, done nearly took the horns off my pickup truck.
 
I'm sinking like a stone in the sea,
I'm burning like a bridge for your body
 
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