SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his
parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone
was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at
the door. He took out a card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on
the back and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he
found that his card had been returned. Added to it was
this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke
up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and
knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and
I was afraid for I was naked."
parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone
was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at
the door. He took out a card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on
the back and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he
found that his card had been returned. Added to it was
this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke
up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and
knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and
I was afraid for I was naked."
