The new guy's trip report++ Double Feature ++ Part 10/11 - Page 19

[Colt Blackwood]

Colt I've got an idea. Since you don't want to show your face, how about you go into that great kitchen of yours, or outside of your farm and take some pics WITH A NEWSPAPER, current dated. It's the only way you're gonna get these people to know you're not pulling their legs.

those are of a farm not our ranch. i put those on pb a while back, i think christmas time, to show friends on another forum. that property with the sheep in in ireland.

 

[winkers]

section is leased by Endeavor Energy for gas exploration although they ain't found much. wish they would. we'd get a nice hunk of coin if they do.

have a chili cook off and invite all your friends.... they should be able to find plenty of gas after that.

 

[cherbear]

those are of a farm not our ranch. i put those on pb a while back, i think christmas time, to show friends on another forum. that property with the sheep in in ireland.

you said you posted pictures of the ranch as well, when you posted that link.

Also such a shame that your boss told you to come over here to post this trip and then he/she never posted, and fired you.

 

[cherbear]

ok i picked about 20 pics or so from the photo album and tossed in a couple of the ranch and house too. once they finished i post the link to my album.

Part 1: Have I got a story to tell you!

Hello there. I’m new round here but was told to come here by my new boss. I have a little story to share.

Did a little winter time stint in the Walt Disney World here a spell back and had quite the time. Not all of it good.

Turns out, I ain’t that good at riding on an airplane. Or riding on roller coasters. Or eating half cooked, giant legs of turkey. Fact is, I ain’t much good at most things when it comes to leaving the ranch.

I grew up a country bumpkin and I don’t mind telling anyone that fact. I hope I die a country bumpkin.

I had a couple of hiccups growing up. First, I was recruited in the 80’s from my hometown to play high school football in the big city. My family basically gave me up to live with an assistant coach in another town. Needless to say, I ended up playing 6 years of high school ball (2 at my hometown school and 4 at the new one) until I was found out at the age of 20. Never did graduate. Got gyped on that one.

Why do I mention this? Easy, cause it segues nicely into my first marriage of my high school sweetheart who was 16 at the time. You see where this is going?

We got married in high school as I was the big ol’ football star and she was the rich prom queen. Well, after I was found out by the athletic department, shortly after marriage, I was given the heave ho by the assistant coach and forced to work for my father in law.

You see, he gave me a job at his farm and ranch store selling fertilizer, seed and whatnot. It was a good job. Until I caught my wife with another man at the Mid Town dance saloon.

Well, I left her but somehow, it all ended up being my fault. My ex father in law, and boss, ended up financing both us of to get divorced and we used his old coffee buddy, the lawyer. After that I basically became a slave to the farm and ranch store fixing lawnmowers and selling donkey feed and so on to pay him back. At one point, I lived in the back storage shed when it wasn't full of inventory. When that happened, I stayed at friends or under an old wooden bridge south of town.

Long story short, I found me another woman. A good one. Had a couple of beautiful critters with her. Then saved and scrapped and worked odd jobs and went to The Walt Disney World last month.

Am I doing this right?

just quoting what I referenced in my last post

 

[melk]

This TR reminds me so much on one a year or two ago (maybe longer!) by the guy who referred to himself as the beast, I think (can't remember his actual name on the board) and had this "model-like" wife who had supposedly pulled a paraplegic out of the World Trade Center on 9/11, then finally posted a picture of her and it was a model from a Chadwick's catalog! His TR was also very entertaining and as time went on, quite obviously made up.

 

[Believeinfairytales]

I was kind-of sort-of starting to believe him, but with all of you guys pointing out the differences in his story, I begin to wonder again. Ugh!

Oh, well - I guess it's fun guessing.