FergieTCat
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
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I bought one for my friend's 3 year old. This is my prediction of the ensuing conversation when he opens it:
ME: Here's your birthday present. (hands it to Tyler)
TYLER: (starts to tear open present. Goes too slowly, so I grab it away from him and tear it open myself.)
ME: LOOK TYLER! SEASON ONE OF THE MUPPET SHOW!!! (I will be talking in all caps, trust me!)
TYLER: (blank look)
ME: Let's put in the DVD player!
ME: IT'S TIME TO PUT ON MAKE UP! IT'S TIME TO LIGHT THE LIGHTS! ...
TYLER: (leaves room to go play with Legos)
ME: IT'S TIME TO MEET THE MUPPETS ON THE MUPPET SHOW TONIGHT!!
I'm sure somewhere in there I will be banned from the house, never to have contact with Tyler again!
I can't wait to give it to him!!
ME: Here's your birthday present. (hands it to Tyler)
TYLER: (starts to tear open present. Goes too slowly, so I grab it away from him and tear it open myself.)
ME: LOOK TYLER! SEASON ONE OF THE MUPPET SHOW!!! (I will be talking in all caps, trust me!)
TYLER: (blank look)
ME: Let's put in the DVD player!
ME: IT'S TIME TO PUT ON MAKE UP! IT'S TIME TO LIGHT THE LIGHTS! ...
TYLER: (leaves room to go play with Legos)
ME: IT'S TIME TO MEET THE MUPPETS ON THE MUPPET SHOW TONIGHT!!
I'm sure somewhere in there I will be banned from the house, never to have contact with Tyler again!
I can't wait to give it to him!!



