lisajl
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Don't know if you have seen this one. A friend just sent it to me.
A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife
opening a package. What good food might it contain? He was aghast to
discover that it was a mouse trap!
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning, "There's a
mouse trap in the house! There's a mouse trap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I
can tell you this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to
me; I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There's a mouse trap in the
house!"
I am so very sorry Mr. Mouse," sympathized the pig, "but there is nothing I
can do about it but pray. Be assured that you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow, who replied, "Like WOW, Mr. Mouse -- a mouse
trap. And am *I* in grave danger???? Duh."
So the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the
farmer's mouse trap alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the
house, like the sound of a mouse trap catching its prey. The farmer's wife
rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see that it was
a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's
wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital. She returned home with a fever.
Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer
took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.
His wife's sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with
her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well, in fact, she died, and so many people
came for her funeral the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat.
So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it
does not concern you, remember that when the least of us is threatened, we
are all at risk.
A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife
opening a package. What good food might it contain? He was aghast to
discover that it was a mouse trap!
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning, "There's a
mouse trap in the house! There's a mouse trap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I
can tell you this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to
me; I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There's a mouse trap in the
house!"
I am so very sorry Mr. Mouse," sympathized the pig, "but there is nothing I
can do about it but pray. Be assured that you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow, who replied, "Like WOW, Mr. Mouse -- a mouse
trap. And am *I* in grave danger???? Duh."
So the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the
farmer's mouse trap alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the
house, like the sound of a mouse trap catching its prey. The farmer's wife
rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see that it was
a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's
wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital. She returned home with a fever.
Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer
took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.
His wife's sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with
her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well, in fact, she died, and so many people
came for her funeral the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat.
So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it
does not concern you, remember that when the least of us is threatened, we
are all at risk.
