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GeminiAngel · Dec 27, 2007

New installment=changed subject popcorn::

winkers · Dec 27, 2007

GeminiAngel said:
Maybe it was created with him in mind!

Then it would be called wine-o away! :lmao:

Shmu · Dec 27, 2007

Linnie The Pooh said:
I look up at him and he's got this goofy grin on his face, and has somehow managed to get one of his teeth to show, but only one.

That is one redneck image.

Linnie The Pooh said:
That night, though, I woke up in the middle of the night and Buzz was holding my hand!

Awww.

We had a catastrophe over here Christmas Eve too. DD (15) got sick and did not make it to the bathroom. We were up at 3 AM cleaning sheets, floor, books. It hit everything in sight. :sick:

Only one time luckily. She was fine the next morning.

cmp1111 · Dec 27, 2007

I didn't quote, but Linnie, my DH does the Super Enunciate and She Won't Know I've Been Drinking Voice too! He's a pilot, and if they're parked somewhere for a few days, he's been known to call me at all hours, trying to act "normal." He doesn't fool me. :rotfl2:

Sorry about all that - but the hand holding was sweet.

Buzz, sorry, but I hadn't commented, so I couldn't agree to the subject change. :confused3

jcc0621 · Dec 27, 2007

cmp1111 said:
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Buzz, sorry, but I hadn't commented, so I couldn't agree to the subject change.

Poor Buzz

GeminiAngel · Dec 27, 2007

Where is that ole Buzz'ard anyway. :confused3

Did we scare him off his own thread? :rotfl2:

I know, them is fight'n words. :rotfl2:

Linnie The Pooh · Dec 27, 2007

Wine Away is a special cleaner made just for red wine spills. At a company function once, I was wearing white pants and wouldn't you know it, someone set the menus on something and they slid off, taking the wine bottle with them, all over my white pants. Everyone was horrified, especially the employee responsible. I just shrugged and said, "When I get home, I'll get the Wine Away on it. It'll be gone." And it was. I think they thought I was lying, because my pants were totally soaked, but it did come out. That stuff works on coffee spills too.

The same company also makes a cleaner called Red Erase-it's in the same bottle, with a different label and it smells just like Wine Away-I think it's the same stuff. But it works really good on red koolaid, red jello etc. Everyone with kids or Buzz needs this stuff.

Hey Buzz, some more diamonds might make me forget the whole thing??? Well, I won't forget, but I might not bring it up again.

"I'm falling down. I'm falling downnnn!!!"

The drunk voice-classic. :headache:

I love it when Buzz calls me from on the road and says, "Show're youuuu doon?" I say, "I'm fine, but I know you're drunk."

"Show caaaan youuuuu teeell?"

He's pretty transparent and predictable. Gotta love him. And I got a million more stories about him.... :scared:

GeminiAngel · Dec 27, 2007

Driving Drunk. :furious:

ncsjodi · Dec 27, 2007

GeminiAngel said:
Driving Drunk.

I don't think she meant from the actual road, but rather from out of town. Buzz is away from home on business a lot. I don't think he is crazy enough to drive after drinking that much!

Linnie The Pooh · Dec 27, 2007

No, no, no, no, no-Buzz never drives drunk. He takes taxis. Jodi's right-I meant when he's on the road-as in safely tucked away in a hotel room-not on the actual road!! No, Buzz is very careful that way. Sorry for the miscommunication-

Hope I cleared it up-Buzz does a lot of stupid, goofy, crazy things, but driving drunk is NOT one of them. He's very responsible (not to shatter his image) but he is. He's also very sensitive, but that's a subject for another time.

Believe me-drunk driving is :scared1:

We party sometimes, but we do not do that!!!

GeminiAngel · Dec 27, 2007

carrieannie · Dec 27, 2007

"Hey Buzz, some more diamonds might make me forget the whole thing??? Well, I won't forget, but I might not bring it up again."

Yea Buzz!! More diamonds might make US forget the whole thing! :rolleyes1

winkers · Dec 27, 2007

carrieannie said:
"Hey Buzz, some more diamonds might make me forget the whole thing??? Well, I won't forget, but I might not bring it up again."

Yea Buzz!! More diamonds might make US forget the whole thing!

Hey, I'm easy. I'll still take the chocolate and Dr. Pepper! :rolleyes1

mrsksomeday · Dec 27, 2007

YAY!! I am finally caught up again!!

Good job Linnie on the Guitar Hero!! Bill wants the game with the drums, he tried it out at Best Buy drumming to Detroit Rock City!!

Buzz, you have an angel there, keep her happy!!

Maraena · Dec 27, 2007

You know, I'm still not seeing a new trip report. I think we were told one was coming too to help us forget a certain incident! :rolleyes1

Actually, I have to be honest here, I've been banned from cooking in our kitchen. It's not that I'm a bad cook or that I've caught the kitchen on fire or anything catastrophic like that. It was something very, very minor in the whole scheme of things. :rolleyes1

Evidently, with a really nice kitchen knife set, it is sacrilege to take the blade of said really nice knife and scrape it across the top of a metal pan. Even if that blade happened to have green onions on it that I was trying to get into the pan. So, needless to say, I am banned from ever touching the knives. :confused3

(Of course, I was banned prior to that from using the knives after underestimating how sharp they are and holding them 'improperly'. These are definitely not left-handed knives and as my nearly severed fingertip could attest, they are quite sharp. Thankfully my dad wasn't around to stitch up my finger afterwards. I actually got my finger deadened before I got stitches for a change!)

Hope you all are doing well! Still waiting!

jeminni · Dec 28, 2007

Linnie The Pooh said:
Wine Away is a special cleaner made just for red wine spills. At a company function once, I was wearing white pants and wouldn't you know it, someone set the menus on something and they slid off, taking the wine bottle with them, all over my white pants. Everyone was horrified, especially the employee responsible. I just shrugged and said, "When I get home, I'll get the Wine Away on it. It'll be gone." And it was. I think they thought I was lying, because my pants were totally soaked, but it did come out. That stuff works on coffee spills too.

The same company also makes a cleaner called Red Erase-it's in the same bottle, with a different label and it smells just like Wine Away-I think it's the same stuff. But it works really good on red koolaid, red jello etc. Everyone with kids or Buzz needs this stuff.

Hey Buzz, some more diamonds might make me forget the whole thing??? Well, I won't forget, but I might not bring it up again.

"I'm falling down. I'm falling downnnn!!!"

The drunk voice-classic.

I love it when Buzz calls me from on the road and says, "Show're youuuu doon?" I say, "I'm fine, but I know you're drunk."

"Show caaaan youuuuu teeell?"

He's pretty transparent and predictable. Gotta love him. And I got a million more stories about him....

Maybe Buzz needs to switch to white wine? :lmao:

Montana Disney Fan · Dec 28, 2007

GeminiAngel said:
Driving Drunk.

I don't drive drunk! :mad:

I stay in Convention Hotels about 80 nights per year and they all have restaurants, bars and so forth. Most of the time, the convention has a "hosted" social evening where the drinks are free. I find in those situations, I just can't help myself. :rolleyes1

In reality, I try to avoid having too much to drink. It makes for a LONG day the next day when I'm working a trade show. :headache:

Thanks for sticking up for me Jod-ster. :hug:

jeminni said:
Maybe Buzz needs to switch to white wine?

No Way Man!!! :mad:

Maraena said:
You know, I'm still not seeing a new trip report. I think we were told one was coming too to help us forget a certain incident!

Actually, I have to be honest here, I've been banned from cooking in our kitchen. It's not that I'm a bad cook or that I've caught the kitchen on fire or anything catastrophic like that. It was something very, very minor in the whole scheme of things.

Evidently, with a really nice kitchen knife set, it is sacrilege to take the blade of said really nice knife and scrape it across the top of a metal pan. Even if that blade happened to have green onions on it that I was trying to get into the pan. So, needless to say, I am banned from ever touching the knives.

(Of course, I was banned prior to that from using the knives after underestimating how sharp they are and holding them 'improperly'. These are definitely not left-handed knives and as my nearly severed fingertip could attest, they are quite sharp. Thankfully my dad wasn't around to stitch up my finger afterwards. I actually got my finger deadened before I got stitches for a change!)

Hope you all are doing well! Still waiting!