~ The Man Report ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Imminent Shutdown ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

[MARY-IN-OH]

Cpt. Jack’s Margarita bar… pure freakin’ heaven!!!


Hey!!How'd you manage to leave Stitch on TOP of the margarita bar?

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

oooohhhh Cape May Buffet. Sweet! We ate like pigs there last month! Pomegranate Martinis...I was a little stymied myself!

Are those the ones that are "lit" up? I saw a lady drinking one tonight and it looked pretty cool all lit up. I can't drink those due to carbs.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Hey!!How'd you manage to leave Stitch on TOP of the margarita bar?

Holy crap! I never noticed him up there. Good eye Mary!!!!!

 

[GeminiAngel]

We're basically hillbillies. We enjoyed Cape May Buffet tonight more than we did the Yachtsman Steakhouse last night. Go figure.

Ditto. My DH Kevin prides himself on how much food he can eat and how much beer he can drink. He's one of those Canadian people! God help me.

When we saw clams on the menu, his eyes lit up. Me, I'm allergic to shellfish.
I sure do miss it. But I'm not allergic to beer!

Heck, we are living in the buffet capital of the world.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Me, I'm allergic to shellfish.

Speaking of shellfish... I'm surprised that nobody commented on LtP's mountain of crustaceans.

 

[GeminiAngel]

Speaking of shellfish... I'm surprised that nobody commented on LtP's mountain of crustaceans.

I was just wondering how much melted butter and how many lemons LTP went thru!

 

[MARY-IN-OH]

my DH just yelled at me for not taking him there on our last trip - Yes, Mr. "I'm done with Disney" wants to go back just for that crustacean dinner! Cool !! thanks Buzz - and LTP !!

 

[jordanyosh]

Speaking of shellfish... I'm surprised that nobody commented on LtP's mountain of crustaceans.

Maybe I didn't read it correctly, but I thought you were SHARING those.....

i bow down to her. Oh the eater of half the sea's population of crustaseans

 

[blue_river]

I'll have to keep this picture out for when she comes down so I can recognizer her!

You're a hoot DM!

There you go giving away your TR again. I was so expecting to see a part dedicated to Peter.

Oh but you will see a part dedicated to Peter, just not the ride

Tarzan... Jane... hello? LOL "Ip-Dip"

Hrm

You know very well I meant "dressed in character"

Ya Loo-Lug You

If you can make up words, so can I

I'll get her "wined" up and she'll do anything. I've got a good picture of her squirting Easy Cheese (or what I like to call "squeeze cheeze") directly into her mouth.

I love that cheese.....we can't get it here

Ditto. My DH Kevin prides himself on how much food he can eat and how much beer he can drink. He's one of those Canadian people! God help me.

HEY!

Canadian people = Gud

 

[ILuvWishes!]

Cpt. Jack’s Margarita bar… pure freakin’ heaven!!!


Hey!!How'd you manage to leave Stitch on TOP of the margarita bar?

Watch Out......Stitch just might spit on you.....

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

HEY!

Canadian people = Gud

LOL!!!

Well, guess what time it is??? Yup, it's time for LtP and I to have our FIRST night out alone without the kids. Narcoossees and Pleasure Island. I'm going to "Stage Dive" at the Rock and Roll Beach Club. Wish me luck!

 

[KathyRN137]

Let the good times roll !!!


Kathy

 

[jcc0621]

LOL!!!

Well, guess what time it is??? Yup, it's time for LtP and I to have our FIRST night out alone without the kids. Narcoossees and Pleasure Island. I'm going to "Stage Dive" at the Rock and Roll Beach Club. Wish me luck!

Is the health insurance up to date

 

[GeminiAngel]

Party on!!

 

[UtahMama]

Ack! Don't get hurt crowd surfing!

That'd put a damper on your NO KIDS night !

 

[PittypatBR]

Is the health insurance up to date

Even more importantly, is the accident insurance up to date?

 

[GeminiAngel]

Well, here it is Sunday morning. I wonder how bad the hang-overs are gonna be. This should be good.

 

[nolacindy]

Hoping for some good pictures of last night! Does anyone know if they were taking a cab so as not to loose the car.

 

[Deemarch]

I've gotta get in on this!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

~ The Man Report ~ ~ Early Morning Cocktails & Nikki Sixx ~

Do you have an “Airplane Story”? Most people do. However, most people don’t have MY airplane stories.

They’re vast, extensive, and comical. These things could ONLY happen to me.

Every time I fly, I get a new story. Most aren’t interesting enough to share, but every once in a while, I get me a doozy.

I sat next to a flatulent German Shepherd from Minneapolis/St. Paul to Chicago on a Northwest flight once. That one needs to be told in detail some day.

They foamed the field for LtP & I on a Delta flight from SLC to Miami. Imagine 15 feet of shaving cream spread out over 10 acres. Very scary.

Actually, they don’t foam the fields anymore. But there was emergency vehicles lined up and down the runway we landed on. I wish they woulda spread the foam. That woulda made the story even cooler!

I was the only English speaking passenger on a flight from Frankfurt Germany to Istanbul Turkey. Now I know how my son feels every day.

I found a screw in my crab salad on a flight from Washington DC to Denver.

I sat next to a hooker from Denver to Vegas. She told me her life story. Since then, I’m off hookers.

*It’s a joke ladies!! Sheesh!*

Psst… Guys… she had HUGE…. Uhm… eyes!

I’ve met The Fonz, Senator McCain, Senator Craig (yes, the one that’s in trouble), Nikki Sixx, Phil Mickelson, Barney Rubble and various other celebrities while flying.

Two stories that repeat themselves at least a couple times per year is the “crying baby” story and the “big guy sitting next to me in the middle seat” story.

I got both in one shot this trip down.

Now, these are the stories we all know but don’t talk about on the DIS. They’re taboo.

Until now!!!

I am not unsympathetic to the mothers and their screaming toddlers. When I took my handicapped and colic ridden 4 month old to WDW first class, I single handedly set the record for “most annoying passenger” in the history of air travel. Sorry!

But now my kids are good. They travel like the well seasoned veterans that they are. Not a peep and well behaved. I’m a hell of a parent!

So it annoys me when I’m sitting in my seat, scotch & soda in hand, and I HEAR (before I see) the screaming toddler coming down the jet way. I know two things at this point:

1 - I need another scotch

2 - They’re sitting next to me.

Happens every time, I swear!

So there I am in my aisle seat, ready for vacation, 7:30 a.m., scotch in hand, when I hear the noise. I look at LtP and tell her, “they’ll sit right in front of us”. Guess what? Yup, one row in front of us was the family of 5, three kids under the age of 4, all of them unruly, loud, and cantankerous.

At this point I’m thinking of numbing my senses further with even more distilled beverages. I do, however, have one good thing going for me; the seat next to me is empty! Woo Hoo!

Just before the doors to the airplane are to be shut, the largest human being I’ve ever laid eyes on comes panting through the doorway. That is NOT an exaggeration.

Now, please, before you begin flaming me, keep in mind the following. A – I’m a typical overweight American. I’m big! B – My entire family (parents, brothers, sisters) is made up of, erm, slightly overweight Americans… oh hell, I can say it, we’re all fat! Oh, and C – The all “Meat Diet” is really only ridding me of unnecessary muscle.

Nope, this dude wasn’t “American-Big”. He was “Turkmenistan-Big”!!

Now, in Turkmenistan, the larger you are the more attractive you are. They cut off the meat, toss it aside, then eat the fat! Trust me, I know. I love the Turkmenistan website “Cooking Cheese While Intoxicated”.

I knew this dude was Turkmenistani due to the “Turkmenistan Hard Rock Cafe” t-shirt he was wearing. Well, the t-shirt plus the fact that his guttural “clicks & snorts” were indicative of the region.

The absolute dead give-a-way was him wearing Adidas. Who the “Heck” wears Adidas anymore??? Only those in third world countries like Canada and Turkmenistan.

So anyway, back to the story… he comes rolling in through the door to the aircraft and starts “eye-balling” my general area….

Oh crap! …was the only thought I had time for when he showed up at my aisle asking for me to allow him to pass to his seat.

I’m a nice guy so I make room for his carry-on overhead and put it up there for him.

By the time he sat down, he was half in my seat and half in the other seat. What he really needed was TWO seats. They even had to give him a seat belt extension. I’m talking this dude was BIG.

Now, I’m not homophobic or anything, but I’m not overly fond of a man’s fat rolls lobbed over the arm rest and pressed up against me. It’s just “icky”, ok?

I know what you’re thinking… that Buzz is an insensitive jerk!

To you I apologize, but I am what I am. And at that point what I was, was totally creeped out.

LtP could sense it. “Easy…” she says, “…Easy”!

I have to say though that he was as polite as can be. He crossed his arms to reduce his mass and would not use either arm rest. How uncomfortable he must have been?!?!?!

Who built these stupid planes? Who designed them?!?! They should be shot!

Mickey Imagineers wouldn’t design airplane seats so small. They would be comfortable, large, and have a happy little tune coming out of the headrests. They wouldn’t be jammed so close together that you can smell the person’s arm pits sitting next to you.

I finally found a comfortable combination of scotch whiskey, an MP3 player, and leaning into the aisle. It worked; except for the beverage cart hammering my elbow a couple of times.

No matter what happens on the airplane to WDW, you can always take comfort in the fact that you’ll soon be in the “World” and in the safety of Mickey Imagineering. Just stay away from Mission to Mars!

Next Up: I embrace my former band mates from Papa Roach.