The Man Law Thread

[ButchJohnson]

I was somewhat inspired by a similar thread on here so I thought it was time to start a Man-Law thread somewhat in line with the famous beer commercials so Men can come on here and make laws, that at least the Dis girls will be on notice about. I'll start out with a few, but feel free to add.

1) No talking while Football is on the Big Screen.

2) No complaining about excessive drinking.

3) No complaining about monopolizing the remote control.

4) No inviting in-laws over without first getting written permission.

Just for starters.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~thoffman/videos/mansong.swf

 

[Hercules10]

All man-laws should be #1 so women know how to prioritize them.

 

[ButchJohnson]

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~thoffman/videos/mansong.swf

Isn't that kind of the antithesis of this thread?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Isn't that kind of the antithesis of this thread?

You're sharp.

 

[ButchJohnson]

You're sharp.

It's because I switched brands of beer.

 

[jonestavern]

DH would add:

No drawing orthopaedic underwear on SI calender

During the Big Game: absolutely no positive comments on opposing team's great plays--no matter how spectacular

Jean

 

[jimmiej]

-Sex is good.

 

[ButchJohnson]

DH would add:

No drawing orthopaedic underwear on SI calender

During the Big Game: absolutely no positive comments on opposing team's great plays--no matter how spectacular

Jean

Very nice, I like those.

Probably should add along those lines as an amendment to your first one.

No drawing mustaches on or generally vandalizing the Playboys.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I was somewhat inspired by a similar thread on here so I thought it was time to start a Man-Law thread somewhat in line with the famous beer commercials so Men can come on here and make laws, that at least the Dis girls will be on notice about. I'll start out with a few, but feel free to add.

1) No talking while Football is on the Big Screen.

2) No complaining about excessive drinking.

3) No complaining about monopolizing the remote control.

4) No inviting in-laws over without first getting written permission.

Just for starters.

You forgot No complaining about mowing the lawn while pregnant.

 

[ButchJohnson]

You forgot No complaining about mowing the lawn while pregnant.

Oh yeah, Man law? Man law! Its unanimous.

 

[terryX]

We watch Women's Pro Beach Volleyball (In HD ) because of the fierce competition. Which is always to be admired!

 

[Cantw8]

Oh good grief, you guys are on a rampage today Is there a full PMS moon somewhere I'm unaware of that you're protesting?