The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Loubon]

Although for some reason, Shannon (one of my bridesmaids) took a picture that may not be allowed on this board....but it shows the detail of the dress so well....

That's what PMs are for.

And BTW, I just don't get the attraction to Crocs....

 

[lillygator]

I've gotta get me a pair of those. Perfect for the "Swamp", 'specially when we smoke those ole 'Noles!

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

what's all this about red hair? What have I missed?

LILY! Long time no see! Welcome back to the Maelstrom world! Great to see you!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[littleladykaty]

Yeah the Crocs thing is my fault. I checked out the ones at Payless and they are not the same. Sophia is a Limited Too snob. But she looks so darn cute in those $60 jeans, and they were on sale for $48... I think I might have created a monster too.

Oh, and her 14 bears and 3 bunnies all have no undies. They just look wrong for some reason. She is a BaB addict.

Oh Stinkerbelle LOVES Limited Too!!! And Abercrombie!!! That place is SO HOOCHIFIED...we do NOT wear clothing with words on the bum Stinkbelle...sorry charlie not happening!!! Why on EARTH would a company manufacture clothing for little girls that say things like FLIRT across the ****?! Good LORD people!!! But then maybe that is why none of her bunnies wear underpants...bad influences! I got both Stinky and TJ BaB's for the wedding...bride and groom bears of course...they get them AFTER they've walked nicely down the aisle without crying, freezing in our tracks, picking our nose or pinching anybody...and I made sure that the little bride bear is wearing RED satin undies!!! Hey, I gotta be me!!!

 

[paslea_pooh]

Okay, I have a house full of people and I am on this thread checking to see if anything cool has happened since I've been gone. I am a sicko!!! I am in need from PsychoTheRapist!!!!!

I will join chat if I can stay SOBER enough to stay up. Doubt IT!!!!


Maelstrom People MAELSTROM!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

evening everyone -
No great news to report, just a drive-by to say hello and Happy Mother's Day to everyone (without the soppy snotty poems)

LOU - thanks for the laugh, I was around when that was posted on the riddle. I still LMAO this time. Priceless.

Okay, can't stay. DH will be home any minute after going out to buy me a Mother's day card. (Nothing like planning ahead, eh?)

 

[lillygator]

Well MS'ers, I need to go to bed. All is quiet and still and I would like to lie down and soak it in for a few moments.

Have a great Saturday night, hopefully someone will have a wine for me!

 

[littleladykaty]

You know you have a problem when you leave a house full of guests to check the Dis...WHY ON EARTH would you have a house full of guests when you can be on the DIS?! Seriously Paslea hunny, you MUST prioritize!!! I've only had 3 margaritas and one vodka lemonade...but not guests...WHY? b/c I have priorities...or no life...both maybe?

my DF is upset with me...says he feels abandoned...I asked him if he changed his mind about upgrading to the Poly yet...needless to say I am still here typing and he is still feeling abandoned!! JUST KIDDING...sort of.

 

[paslea_pooh]

You know you have a problem when you leave a house full of guests to check the Dis...WHY ON EARTH would you have a house full of guests when you can be on the DIS?! Seriously Paslea hunny, you MUST prioritize!!! I've only had 3 margaritas and one vodka lemonade...but not guests...WHY? b/c I have priorities...or no life...both maybe?

my DF is upset with me...says he feels abandoned...I asked him if he changed his mind about upgrading to the Poly yet...needless to say I am still here typing and he is still feeling abandoned!! JUST KIDDING...sort of.

Okay, my guests are gone. They came with little ones and they all needed to be put to bed. Thankfully b/c mine were dead tired and needed to go to bed as well. 3 margaritas LLK!!! Wow, you are awesome. Me likes me some Tequila! I personally have had about 2 beers, 1 cranberry w/ absolute, 1 raspberry vodka thingy, and 2 more beers. So glad I don't have to drive tonight!!! I may head off to chat and make a fool of myself (paying homage to Lou).

Amy..... You SOOOOOOOO need to get DH settled and come to chat.

BTW Lou... I dont' get the attraction to Crocs either. They are creepydee!!

 

[horsegirl]

Hi Pooh! I am coming to find you!

Hi Sher

Hello everyone!

 

[littleladykaty]

ya gotta love the Tequila...the SAUCE...WOOHOO!!! It's my fave...oh i'm a happy girl...fuzzy happy girl...not quite barfy happy...just can't quite feel my teeth anymore happy!!! I've been singing selected 80's music all night...oh and some Queen...that song...Fat Bottom Girls... oh how I LOVE that song...and my DF has his kiddos so well trained that they love Queen and The Beatles as much as he does...no Raffi or Bear in the Big Blue house for us...oh no...Stinkerbelle wants to hear the "Fat Bottom" song and TJ loves Yellow Submarine...been singing some Kelly Clarkson too... and THEN my cell rings and I'm a dumb **** and pick it up and oh, it's my boss...kid on my caseload running around with a knife...but I'm not on call and I'm a wee bit fuzzy...I told him there were band-aids in the cabinet above the sink in the bathroom...do you think he knew I was on the sauce?!

did I ramble enough...am I a bad Wicked stepmother...Stinky and TJ are snoozin away upstairs and i'm just laughing myself silly at the disboards and wastin away in Margaritaville...JIMMY BUFFET...LOVE HIM!!!

somebody STOP ME!!!

 

[HaleyB]

Oh Stinkerbelle LOVES Limited Too!!! And Abercrombie!!! That place is SO HOOCHIFIED...we do NOT wear clothing with words on the bum Stinkbelle...sorry charlie not happening!!! Why on EARTH would a company manufacture clothing for little girls that say things like FLIRT across the ****?! Good LORD people!!!

Lol, I was just telling someone I am the most conservative Mother I know, and that scares me. Why in heck would anyone want people to be reading their daughters butt's? Sophia has to wait til she is 10 to get her ear's done too. Which is 5 years less than we first told her.

My kids also know that if they get a tattoo we take them out of the will. Period. And no holes in the body either. We have lightened up on the temporary tattoo issue. Actually the rule is if they still want the tattoo when they are 30 then we are ok with them getting one at that point. Maybe.

 

[littleladykaty]

okay y'all...I am officially a BAD wicked stepmother...TJ done rolled out the bed and on to the floor...and I TRIPPED going up the stairs to answer the thud... of course the child would have slept there all night, totally oblivious to his relocation!! DANG I wish I could sleep like that...

sleep good...wicked step mama tired...

okay y'all it's official...I am one tuckered cowgirl and I am off to bed...

niteynite y'all...sleep well...

 

[paslea_pooh]

ya gotta love the Tequila...the SAUCE...WOOHOO!!! It's my fave...oh i'm a happy girl...fuzzy happy girl...not quite barfy happy...just can't quite feel my teeth anymore happy!!! I've been singing selected 80's music all night...oh and some Queen...that song...Fat Bottom Girls... oh how I LOVE that song...and my DF has his kiddos so well trained that they love Queen and The Beatles as much as he does...no Raffi or Bear in the Big Blue house for us...oh no...Stinkerbelle wants to hear the "Fat Bottom" song and TJ loves Yellow Submarine...been singing some Kelly Clarkson too... and THEN my cell rings and I'm a dumb **** and pick it up and oh, it's my boss...kid on my caseload running around with a knife...but I'm not on call and I'm a wee bit fuzzy...I told him there were band-aids in the cabinet above the sink in the bathroom...do you think he knew I was on the sauce?!

did I ramble enough...am I a bad Wicked stepmother...Stinky and TJ are snoozin away upstairs and i'm just laughing myself silly at the disboards and wastin away in Margaritaville...JIMMY BUFFET...LOVE HIM!!!

somebody STOP ME!!!

OMG, you are my cybersister separated at birth!!

Fat Bottom Girls is MY favorite Queen song. It's on my bloody Ipod. Plus DH works out to it!

Tonight with the house full of people, we had our English friends over. The husband didn't know who Jimmy Buffet was so we started singing Margaritaville to him. It was a sad sight. He pleaded with us to stop!! He said if Jimmy Buffet sounded Anything like we did He was not interested in hearing him!

I've always known I had to much to drink when my lips go numb. I smack them together and when I can't feel them I know I've crossed over to THAT SIDE!!

No worries I'm sure your boss had no idea you were hitting the sauce!

I sooooo need to go help hooP clean up. The basement is a bloody mess. The kids went ape shiot on it!!

 

[littleladykaty]

Lol, I was just telling someone I am the most conservative Mother I know, and that scares me. Why in heck would anyone want people to be reading their daughters butt's? Sophia has to wait til she is 10 to get her ear's done too. Which is 5 years less than we first told her.

My kids also know that if they get a tattoo we take them out of the will. Period. And no holes in the body either. We have lightened up on the temporary tattoo issue. Actually the rule is if they still want the tattoo when they are 30 then we are ok with them getting one at that point. Maybe.

I am NOT pierced...at all...never ever saw the point of impaling my skin wif something sharp...NO THANKS!!! Everyone keeps saying "aren't you going to wear earrings for the wedding?! Yeah...perhaps stick on ones...or "earscrews" as my grandma calls em! (doesn't that sound dirty?!) My friend Marco just had her 21 week old daughter's ears pierced...now I ask you..WHAT on earth does she need pierced ears for?! Having nights where she feels a little dressy does she? Needs to balance out that formal onesie?!

nope not a fan of the piercing...now both my sisters are pretty tattoo-d...well little gorgeous sister has one on her lower back and one on the back of her neck...older bad **** sister has one on each arm, both ankles, four on her back, one on her tummy...one on her...*ahem* lower than her tummy TMI I know...one on her toe...ears pierced to the hilt...she is the BAD daughter...I, of course, am the GOOD daughter... okay I'm the smart daughter who is VERY bad, but is clever enough to not get caught!!!

lord i'm a rambling this evenin...MUST SLEEP!!!

smoochies!!!

 

[littleladykaty]

OMG, you are my cybersister separated at birth!!

Fat Bottom Girls is MY favorite Queen song. It's on my bloody Ipod. Plus DH works out to it!

Tonight with the house full of people, we had our English friends over. The husband didn't know who Jimmy Buffet was so we started singing Margaritaville to him. It was a sad sight. He pleaded with us to stop!! He said if Jimmy Buffet sounded Anything like we did He was not interested in hearing him!

I've always known I had to much to drink when my lips go numb. I smack them together and when I can't feel them I know I've crossed over to THAT SIDE!!

No worries I'm sure your boss had no idea you were hitting the sauce!

I sooooo need to go help hooP clean up. The basement is a bloody mess. The kids went ape shiot on it!!

okay so I almost married an Irish guy...like off the boat Irish guy...and he never got Jimmy Buffet either...of course he liked songs about girls rising up their skirts with intermittant clapping... there's no accounting for taste I suppose!!!

Paslea Pooh dahlin are you English? What with swear words like bloody I'm feeling a bit suspicious...are you shocked when you see the word FANNY in print?! That's the true test!!!

Y'know Fanny over there does NOT mean bum...it refers to *ahem* down there...and it's quite a naughty thing to say...so imagine my ex's surprise not too long after he arrives in the States when he walks into a grocery store and sees a HUGE sign for "FANNY PACKS...$10" He seriously thought we had walked into a...erm...gentleman's club by mistake!!! He was absolutely mortified and I kept saying "What? Is it the word FANNY? What's wrong with Fanny? Haven't you ever heard of a FANNY pack?!" He was DYING!!! He was all red faced and kept hissing at me "Don't keep SAYING IT OUTLOUD...people can HEAR you!!" Mind you this is a very sheltered catholic school boy...I was truly confused..."So what if people can hear me say FANNY...what's wrong with the word FANNY?" oh i love it...one of the best memories of my life...is that sad?!

okay seriously...DF is going to break up with me in a minute...I must go...

farewell cyber sis...

y'know I seem very witty when I'm on the sauce...how I wish it translated to sober life!!!

 

[HaleyB]

I am NOT pierced...at all...never ever saw the point of impaling my skin wif something sharp...NO THANKS!!! Everyone keeps saying "aren't you going to wear earrings for the wedding?! Yeah...perhaps stick on ones...or "earscrews" as my grandma calls em! (doesn't that sound dirty?!) My friend Marco just had her 21 week old daughter's ears pierced...now I ask you..WHAT on earth does she need pierced ears for?! Having nights where she feels a little dressy does she? Needs to balance out that formal onesie?!

nope not a fan of the piercing...now both my sisters are pretty tattoo-d...well little gorgeous sister has one on her lower back and one on the back of her neck...older bad **** sister has one on each arm, both ankles, four on her back, one on her tummy...one on her...*ahem* lower than her tummy TMI I know...one on her toe...ears pierced to the hilt...she is the BAD daughter...I, of course, am the GOOD daughter... okay I'm the smart daughter who is VERY bad, but is clever enough to not get caught!!!

lord i'm a rambling this evenin...MUST SLEEP!!!

smoochies!!!

I thought I was the only adult female in the country without holes in my ears!! We are sista's! (I did do the screw ons for my wedding, ouch)

Of course some people claim I was too wussie and chicked out after watching my friends do it, but really my Dad didn't let me. And I am a Daddy's girl. I was baaaad, but knew enough to not leave a trail. I think it is disrespectful to let your parents catch you being bad.

The tattoo's are kind of obviouse... I did break a foot jumping over a fence while ditching school.. I an still not sure how I got away with that... that and the time they caught me spending the night at the friends house I was not allowed to go to (her Dad may have been a drug addict) when I said I was at "Alex's house" (she was with me at other friends house and we both got busted that time). Of course that was the same night I hitch hiked to Irvine Meadows (California outdoor concert venue) and snuck in to see "The Smiths" so I was pretty happy to only get busted for being at the wrong friends house the next morning...

OK TMI. I need to stop now. I have left over paper work from last week I need to file tonight at some point.

 

[jamal]

Maelstrom, people! This is a fly by as I have been a lazy lurker for a few days. Horsegirlfriend, I love the pic in your siggie...so calming and inviting...even though horses make me sneeeezzzzzeee!!! Thanks, too, for the trip report boost. It's coming tomorrow.

Happy Mother's Day to you all. We're just home from a benefit for the adoption agency near and dear to us, where they announced during the evening that a birthmom and adoptive parents were on their way to the hospital for delivery. Some joyful mom is about to have an unforgetable Mother's Day! And, for the birthmother, a bittersweet grief married in unselfish love. Remember all types of moms this day.

Hi all! Here are some of my buds giving you some of my favorite hellos... and of course

 

[jamal]

Pooh, Good decision to not translate lil grumpy's post. With the liquor, destroyed house, and length of the post, you'd be out cold.

 

[sheridac]

I am back!

And all I can say is WOWZER. 20 something pages. This is what I retained.

1) I was missed. Right back at you Horsey, Haley, Pooh, JW, LALALALALA, PolyJenn, Pongo, GAcat, Lou!! and everyone else whoose name I did not retain. Not Chappie though. Apparently I was not missed by Chappie. Even though I told him my deep, dark secret. Nor was I missed by Master Gracie or Mark who are both too busy fighting over my Polysista to notice I was gone. It's all good though. I was never into red-headed men, not so much. Irish men and Scottish men and even British men, but not red-headed men. It's the accents. I have a thing about them. Don't tell my DH tho. Oh, not about the Irish or Scottish. He wouldn't mind that. The British, not so much. But I digress...


2) Master Gracie and I have something in common. I loved that Lemon Tree Restaurant but did not care so much for the Blarney Castle Hotel. Long story, suffice it to say, do not try to sleep until about 5am on Saturdays. That's disco night.

And...

3) Lil' Grumpy wants me lucky charms???


I had a fabulous time and many of you were with me in spirit. I have stories to share, but not tonight. I am bushed.

Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers! May you all get as good a gift as the one I got for myself!

LY-mean it