So, Denise where did you get your pretty princess in your siggy?
Ok so here's my Mad Hatter story and this is what I immediately thought about when I read the thread title.
20 some-odd years ago, I was a very young and inexperienced lady in a very responsible position. One day I was in a meeting with the local IBM rep, and others, to discuss various plaguing crashes of our mainframe computer system. I had challenged them to find the problem and they persisted that the fault was ours due to some configuration choices that had been made years ago, and then grudgingly approved, by them.
We sit down and the across the table from me is a very tall, 40-ish, IBM executive in the typical fashion: button down dress shirt, black tie, suit, and huge grimace. Really, I think they issue these to them at orientation at IBM - grimace and all.
At any rate, I attempt to cut the ice by commenting on the man's last name. Which happened to be Hatter. I just knew that they must have called him the Mad Hatter in college. Apparently, I was right; however, I garner from his expression that it was not a name that he had learned how to fashion into a positive thing. As in, I am certain that when he entered the room people didn't give him the thumbs up and big "Hey look it's the Mad Hatter!" or even "The Hattermeister" (though I guess that pop-culture reference would have been before his time). This man was not a happy guy, and I gather that this was nothing new.
Needless to say my attempt at levity was not appreciated. But then again, if I were a middle-aged, button-down, up-tight, black tie-er I probably wouldn't have been pleased with anything that this young, wet-behind-the-ears, upstart, of a GIRL had to say to me about anything!!!!
Poor IBM guy, I wonder if he's still alive... I wonder if he ever found his smile... somewhere.. under that grimace. I've heard that they can become permanent? I hope he didn't turn outlike the Joker-in-reverse with a huge permanent grimace?
That would be creepy...

like this guy with the huge swollen ear condition...