The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

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Yeah, let's see me and 12 Mexicans piled up in an escort!!!!!!! :scared1: :scared1: :scared1:

What's scarier is that I think I have actually seen that before!!!!! :scared1:
minus shore of course!

Who else pictured Shore and all of her workers climbing out of it like a clown car :lmao:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

So, DS8 just brought home a plant from school. Aw, how nice, right?

No. It's a cabbage. And supposedly, I have to keep it alive until he goes back to school...in August!!

I'm going to send a note to the teacher in the morning asking for him to be excused from this project, because that thing isn't going to make it 5 days, let alone 5 months!

uh oh....better watch out for those plant school projects...they cause trouble!

My nerd map...

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It's from Lord of the Rings...along with the cutie in my avatar.

NERD!!!!
:rolleyes1 I have LOTR risk:)

What does he expect, being pregnant earlier and getting ready to start his period now?

I'm waiting for menopause!

OH, BTW, if my little girl comes to any of you to take her to get the pill when she's 17, please do so. That is all.

Well we could always just throw condoms in her cart!:rolleyes1

Okay the DR just called. The margins are clean and they seem to think they got it all. Friday they will do 1 more mammogram to make sure that nothing was missed. :cool1: :cool1: :banana: :banana: :dance3: :dance3: :cheer2: :cheer2:

:cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2:

I don't think there's enough smilies to express how happy I am!
 
Kellie, Kellie, Kellie!!! That is the best news I have had in ages! I am so happy!!!:yay: :banana: :dance3: :cheer2:
 

I told myself that I was going to sit here until 6:00, and then I was going to throw the kids in the bath and throw a load of laundry in the washer and throw some dishes in the dishwasher.

I just looked down and see it's 6:46. ACK!!!

I best get going. A lot to do, only a little time to do it in. And I've got to get to bed early tonight.

Oh, and DS3 just came in with a suitcase and told me to give him a hug and kiss because he's going to Baltimore. So, Lara, if you see my little guy on the road up by your house, please PM me so I can come pick him up.
 
Queenie - I love mini golf. I would so go in your place if I could.

I think I have an out. It is STILL thundering, even though it is bright and sunny out. The sky is kinda dark on one side, but it looks great out. I tried to explain to DS8 about electricity and do you know what a lightening rod is? He goes through a short dissertation about the function of a lightening rod and it's origin from Benjamin Franklin who invented it.
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I explained how a golf club could work the same way, and he is cool staying home..:woohoo:

I told them I would take them next week during spring break.

thanks for the offer!
 
I told myself that I was going to sit here until 6:00, and then I was going to throw the kids in the bath and throw a load of laundry in the washer and throw some dishes in the dishwasher.

I just looked down and see it's 6:46. ACK!!!

I best get going. A lot to do, only a little time to do it in. And I've got to get to bed early tonight.

Oh, and DS3 just came in with a suitcase and told me to give him a hug and kiss because he's going to Baltimore. So, Lara, if you see my little guy on the road up by your house, please PM me so I can come pick him up.

Why not throw the kids, laundry and dishes all in the tub and kill 3 birds with 1 stone.:rotfl2:
 
So if all is good Friday then I will start the treatments then out comes the tittyjack.
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Drinks are on me. I am so getting drunk tonight
 
I've gotta go to work tomorrow. I'm gonna cry.

I've gotta train 10 people how to pick crabs. How do yall think that's going to go?

This also means that I should be cleaning the house, doing some laundry, throwing the kids in for a quick bath, and trying to get to bed early.

But here I sit. Feeling sorry for myself.
I pick a mean crab....need some help?
He knows I would not leave. I would just be stuffing my pockets and eating all the crab
Wonder if Shore makes her workers pick their crabs in their undies like the crack packers in New Jack City :scratchin
Okay the DR just called. The margins are clean and they seem to think they got it all. Friday they will do 1 more mammogram to make sure that nothing was missed. :cool1: :cool1: :banana: :banana: :dance3: :dance3: :cheer2: :cheer2:
:cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: I'm so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told myself that I was going to sit here until 6:00, and then I was going to throw the kids in the bath and throw a load of laundry in the washer and throw some dishes in the dishwasher.

I just looked down and see it's 6:46. ACK!!!

I best get going. A lot to do, only a little time to do it in. And I've got to get to bed early tonight.

Oh, and DS3 just came in with a suitcase and told me to give him a hug and kiss because he's going to Baltimore. So, Lara, if you see my little guy on the road up by your house, please PM me so I can come pick him up.

You want him back or should I just sell him to gypseys and we can split the profit?
 
I pick a mean crab....need some help?

Wonder if Shore makes her workers pick their crabs in their undies like the crack packers in New Jack City :scratchin

:cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: I'm so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You want him back or should I just sell him to gypseys and we can split the profit?

Hmmm, you are off all next week. You could come stay with me and pick some crabs, and since you already know I'm a Loser, I won't even have to clean the house!!

Oh, and DS decided not to leave. I was going to use the gypsy money to plan another WDW vacation, but I guess that fantasy is over.
 
I'm waiting for Monkeyboy to streak our thread. And if he doesn't, I think we should sue for false advertisement.
 
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