The Lord of the MagicBands

[ParrotBill]

MagicBands are slowly turning us all into Gollum-like conflicted creatures.

If you saw The Lord of the Rings movies, take this poll.

Smeagol
Gollum

MagicBands are our friends, makes it easier to buy things, eats foods, opens doors!

No! MagicBands is nasty, invading our privacy, forcing us to plan ahead.

MagicBands come pretty colors, fancy boxes sent to our homeses!

Corporate profits, tracking movements, making limits.

We wants the pretty wrist ring, precious!

We hates the nasty tanline maker. gollum!

So which are you?

 

[Maleficent Dragon]

We hates it. We wants to take the precious (wristband) and burns it in the fires of Mount Doom.

 

[Maleficent Dragon]

And as a side note - your poll options literally made me say it in a Gollum voice and laugh out loud.

Our next Disney

 

[wiigirl]

Can't makes up me mind...

 

[jenjersnap]

This Gollum hates public polls.

 

[monorailrabbit]

MagicBands are slowly turning us all into Gollum-like conflicted creatures.

If you saw The Lord of the Rings movies, take this poll.

Smeagol
Gollum

MagicBands are our friends, makes it easier to buy things, eats foods, opens doors!

No! MagicBands is nasty, invading our privacy, forcing us to plan ahead.

MagicBands come pretty colors, fancy boxes sent to our homeses!

Corporate profits, tracking movements, making limits.

We wants the pretty wrist ring, precious!

We hates the nasty tanline maker. gollum!

So which are you?

THANK YOU! I needed a good laugh today! SO true!!

 

[gwmort]

I thought I read somewhere Universal bought the rights for a LotR attraction?

 

[ParrotBill]

Is that the carboard stand-up of Gollum in that, erm, wedding dress there?

I have one of these and every 2 months or so I hide it somewhere in the house. Last time was in the bathtub behind the shower curtain.

Next time I am so dressing it up.

 

[donaldlovesdaisy]

I think the concept is great and love the idea of the FP+ ! I hope that there are perks for those staying at Disney with the magic bands!

 

[monorailrabbit]

Is that the carboard stand-up of Gollum in that, erm, wedding dress there?

I have one of these and every 2 months or so I hide it somewhere in the house. Last time was in the bathtub behind the shower curtain.

Next time I am so dressing it up.

I have a Gandalf one I move around, probably doesn't have quite the same effect as Gollum!

 

[mesaboy2]

Of course the One Band is pink. All others belong to Elves, Dwarves, or Men and answer only to the Pink.

Kudos on an imaginative poll question.

 

[ParrotBill]

As long as mine controls all my families' bands, I will take a lesser band and serve the Eye of Mickey.

 

[Luv2CtheMouse]

This Gollum hates public polls.

then you can be a good smeagol and skip the entire thread.

 

[Cyrano]

Moving to community

 

[jenjersnap]

then you can be a good smeagol and skip the entire thread.

If I could tell before I opened the thread that it was a public poll, then, yes, I would have skipped it. But I was interested in results (though not who voted what) plus I LMAO at the thought of a wedding-dressed Gollum lurking in a bathtub. Thanks for that image, PP!

 

[topmonkeygirl]

And as a side note - your poll options literally made me say it in a Gollum voice and loaugh out loud.

Me too, me too. This is too cute.