The Last Word Mansion!

[Dream]

Oh...well...in that case.....

 

[helenabear]

I am home from work & my eye appointment. My eyes are all messed up from being dialated so I will catch up in a while. I got new glasses and contacts and am wearing my newer prescription for my contacts as I type. The best news is that my right eye (after four years of being checked) GOT BETTER!!!! My left eye only got one step worse (instead of the usual two that should have happened in the four years time). So that's my great news of the day. Don't chat too much and I'll check in later (I swear I haven't been in almost all day long so I am sooooo behind).

 

[Dream]

Elaine is currently blind as a bat
From making her pupils dilated like that.
Anybody want to join me in some fun
While her eyesights fuzzy and she cannot run?
The game that I have in my mind
Is like the Marco Polo kind.
You call way from over there
And sound like her "Boo Boo" oh so fair!
Then I will call from over here
With words of his that are so dear!
She will fumble,
Trip and stumble
Trying to reach her Boo Boo.
And we will roll and laugh and go ooooohoooo hooo!

 

[lilboo]

...besame muchoooooo...como si fuera la ULTIMAAA vez!!!

Elaine...me ENCANTAS...come I will sing for you...

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[bfeller]

Just stopping in to say hello and goodbye. The day went well. i am now feeling very overwhelmed. Lots of little things thrown in to cover and I don't have worksheets, plans, or time to do the research. Health had a test today and guess who brought home 28 tests to grade. ha! ha!

Got to run to Fall Sports Awards. It is the SENIOR'S night to shine. Have to be single parent and hit volleyball and cross country. Will not be home until late because Senior Minutes(really hours) take forever and I don't want to miss any of them. Of course I have the video camera.

Don't know if I will check in tonight or not. Jodie, Robert is yours again tonight. Please don't spoil him too much!!!!

I am still on page 85 trying to catch up.

Love to All!!

 

[LucyStorm]

uh oh here we go again.....

So Elaine's blind as a bat,
I think we might like her like that.
Things hilarious and funny,
we can now do, Dream honey!

Under little yaya's nose,
we can just spout off this prose.
Lots of orneriness we can bring,
because she can't read a thing!

Shall we steal her cabana Man?
Jodie, dear, I believe we can!
And though victory might be hollow,
we can replace him with Apolo!

I don't think that Kim will mind,
after all, Jay's such a find.
Think she'll challenge us to duel,
when she finds who's by her pool?

 

[lilboo]

Elaine Elaine
You'll feel no pain
When BooBoo's here
We go insane...

His naked chest
That sultry gaze
Oh me oh my
I'm in a daze

So Dear Elaine
we'll miss you so
But BooBoo's hands
Are nice and slow

Don't hurry back
He'll have no lack
Of eager YaYas
in the....(gulp)SACK.

(did I write that????Bonnie help me!!!)
We miss BETTY SKETTI.

 

[LucyStorm]

You did just fine my lilboo,
and learn you will before we're thru.
For Dream and I are both a master
these rhymes just keep coming faster.

Should we now steal ol' booboo?
and make Elaine go boohoohoo?
This is it, I have a plan
we'll steal booboo and Cabana Man!

A good place to hide,
we'll find with pride.
Put down that funnel
let's use the tunnel
and let the Swolphins have their way
I think we might just make their day!

We'll send them both of HB's guys-
you know the ones with the 'sexy eyes'.

And act all innocent, yes we will,
I think that this might fit the bill.

 

[Meriweather]

Jeannie!!

 

[lilboo]

But master I know of only one...
Elaine, that hog, has another hon?

( I know Nancy...can you imagine your DD writing such a thing...don't tell my MOM.)

 

[helenabear]

Okay my eyes are now back to normal and I am about to try to catch up with you all, but now I am afraid...........

 

[LucyStorm]

Cabana man is her dh Luis or Coqui, and she refuses to share!

 

[LucyStorm]

Hey! I had a post that just disappeared into cyberlalaland!

 

[LucyStorm]

be afraid Elaine, be very afraid....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Meriweather]

Originally posted by lilboo
But master I know of only one...
Elaine, that hog, has another hon?

( I know Nancy...can you imagine your DD writing such a thing...don't tell my MOM.)

I don't even want to know what my DD would write....or does. Scary for a mom
I know college has corrupted my sweet innocent darling girl!!

( I won't tell your mom )

 

[helenabear]

¡Basta! ¡Son horrible! ¡Quitas los manos de mis hombres! ¡Voy a cojer los dos y voy a mi caurto! Y creia que seran mis amigas... HA!

 

[lilboo]

Ah coqui,
Elaine's soft spot,
Her achilles heel,
Her "hot-to-trot."

I dare not utter
I dare not try
To steal that man
She'd make me cry

Your post has mysteriously
disappeared
Elaine has Fairy friends
I fear

So to steal coqui
Not me, no way
But booboo is still
Going to make MY day.

 

[lilboo]

...dicen,"Ay, mi querido BooBoo! Que haces con sus manos!!!! Ay, Dio!!!!!!!"

 

[LucyStorm]

It is enough! They are horrible! Acquittals the hands of my men! I am going to cojer both and I go to my caurto! And creia that my friends would seran... ha!

This really what you meant Elaine?

 

[Kama89]

Kim, You were mean to me, too!!,

I was? When? Did I mean to be? I doubt it. I don't have a mean bone in my body.

BooBoo polo!! Hee hee! Look what Elaine did to his toes last night. Pooooor BooBoo!

Yes Jeannie! You DID say that!! You bad little Ya Ya you!!

Jodie, dear, I believe we can!
And though victory might be hollow,
we can replace him with Apolo!

Uh.... I mean... *who cares*

I was mean to Pam, AND I stole her word?! Yikes... something tells me I'm in biiiig trouble. I guess it's a good thing I don't want that phone number anymore. Pam... I only used your word because I was SO impressed with it!! You know what they say about imitating someone....it's the most sincere form of flattery!

Betty, It sounds like you made it through the day just fine! I have a feeling we won't be seeing much as much of you over the next few weeks though...