The Last Word Beach House

[newmousecateer]

Why Beth, you naughtly little girl you. (so did you have to fan yourself when Hugh and Patrick hauled in the crabs? (Psst, Beth, if you are doing the cooking tonite hide the oysters from Kimoysterdork)

Beanie is sitting reading a magazine and trying to get rid of her "headache". Marilyn sneaks up behind her, places her boom box behind Beanie's chair and turns on Guns and Roses CD as loud as it will go and runs away. Beanie spills her coke all over herself and falls out of her chair into the sand. She never saw Marilyn and thinks it was Kim for messing around with catepillar chin boy)

Later Jennifer.

 

[Kama89]

As Beanie walks out into the living room area, she sees Apolo in a heap on the floor, whimpering...pathetic, really...Kimmie must have came to her senses and threw the dorkman out...

Awww.... That's so sad. Poor baby.

Kimmy & Ingo? Oh... I dunno. I may have to put the ole' dumperoo on Ingo. He's not really my type. Anybody want Ingo? He's up for.....grabs.

A truce? With Beanie!?! Gosh, what fun would that be!? She's awfully fun to toture, and retaliates SO well!! Who would I pick on?! Well, if you insist Bean, buuuut.... *Kim looks around the YaYa living room* who's life will I make miserable if not yours Bean?

I'm the #2 mothy YaYa?!?! WOAH!!! YESSSS!!! I'm in the running for the mothy award!! I love it!! Nancy, don't go... you're one of my bestest late night chat buddies!!

Jennifer, the tooth fairy did well! I'm glad to hear all went well.

Stevie baby! Ya know, he really is a cutie isn't he? Again, not my type, but cute nonetheless.

Bonnie!!! OPEN OPEN OPEN!!!

 

[LucyStorm]

OMG y'all! I am ROTFLMAO! Jodie had my name for the ornament exchange, and along with my handmade lime green ornament that says things like Yaya's, the DIS, the cottage, the mansion, duct tape, and TFPP ( to mention a few), I have the most hilarious Santa in a hula skirt, and yes he moves. I laughed so hard I cried! I also got a magic pixie dust wand, a Christmas tree sucker, some sachets, a stocking, and a candy cane wreath.

I am SO SPOILED!!!

If I figure out how to scan Santa, I will try to post him later.

Thank you Jodie!

 

[Meriweather]

Originally posted by Kama89

I'm the #2 mothy YaYa?!?! WOAH!!! YESSSS!!! I'm in the running for the mothy award!! I love it!! Nancy, don't go... you're one of my bestest late night chat buddies!!

I'm not going.....you can't get rid of me that easily

I'm just going to be quiet until someone passes me by.

Off to the turret to comtemplate life!!

 

[Kama89]

A handmade ornament!! Ah, I'm so jealous of all you crafty YaYa'ers! What a fun package Bonnie!!


Pam! I was just cruising back a few pages and caught your jeans story!! I would've just died! You could just throw some dirt over me and bury me if that happened, because I would've just curled up and died!!! That is so hilarious!!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Presenting: Hula Santa!

 

[dizneenut]

Howdy!

OMG, that Santa is hilarious!!

 

[Dream]

Afternoon ladies!!!...and Jay!

Bonnie....the lady in the Christmas store was looking at me reeeealy strangely as I was giggling uncontrollably over that Santa!!!!! OMG!!! It had your name all over it!!! Got the giggles again when the lady in the post office read your box and asked me what a tag fairy was!!!!! Just how DO you answer that question for somebody who has not got a single clue??? Glad you like your box...I sure had fun doing it for ya!!! Merry Christmas!

Um Kim....

That fellow in your siggie there?
Yes him, the one who is so bare!
I think that maybe Beetlejuice
Has spent a little time with yous!
I see lots of ya'll think he's cute
But on that topic I'll stay mute!
To me he looks a little strange
Like trying to cast a spell for some Ya Yas to change!
Maybe I've watched too much Harry Potter
But he doesn't look quite like he oughter!!

 

[yensid1071]

LOL!! Hula Santa!! How cool!!

Hi everyone! Hi Dream!

Well, tonight is the night! Michael W Smith, Third Day and Max Lucado at the American Airlines Center in Downtown Dallas, TX. They were all at a mall here in my town at lunch, but b/c of work, I didn't get to go. Plus, I'm sure the crowds were *HUGE*. So I had to stay home. That's ok. Not sure what I'd do up there anyway. "Hi, I'm Jay and I'm not really a groupie, but just thought I'd see what's going on. Nice to meet you Mr Smith. Could you please sign this old CD cover for me? BTW, what were you thinking with this sweater, anyway?" Yep, they'd boot me in no time flat. I'd like to hear him play some older music tonight (like from "i 2 eYe" or "Go West, Young Man", but have a feeling that won't happen. Oh well.

Hope you all had a good day today. Have fun tonight and don't be *too* mothy!!




Kimmie, just had to tell you I was thinking about Vegas again. Ahhhh.....

 

[dizneenut]

Hey Jay, I am so jealous! Have a great time tonight. Are ya gonna take any pics??
I am listening to MWS right now.

 

[yensid1071]

I don't think I'll be taking any pics. LOL! I don't think I'll be close enough for good ones. I have a few MWS CDs in the truck ready to go for the drive down, so I'm all set!
Hmmm... I do have a few pics from a MWS concert a few years ago (the Change Your World Tour).... Somehow I don't think tonight's concert will be quite like that one. LOL! Probably a little more laid back tonight.

 

[Pam]

I love the hula Santa!

Kim,
Ohhhhhh........ I have a story to even top the jeans one. (Why is it that I always seem to have the oddball stories?"

Remember several years back when the Wonder Bras hit the scene? I have never been ..... ummmmmm..... "endowed" (until a couple of years ago when I gained about 25 pounds and then of course it had to go there!.)

Well...... I just had to have a Wonder Bra! I was at the office one day, talking to one of the older salemen. I was just chatting away and gesturing animately (which I tend to do way to much of!) I felt something slide down my shirt and pants and go plop!, out the cuff of my pants and onto my shoe! I look down and it's the "pad" of the Wonder Bra - that little insert thing that made the "chesticles" stand at attention.

I'm totally embarrassed but the salesman is totally oblivious....... so........ I nonchalantly reach down and pluck the pad off my shoe, say, "So that's where the little devil went, I've been looking everywhere for him" and stick him in my pant's pocket! I talk for a couple more seconds and then beat it to the bathroom to -------- "readjust" myself!!

Pam

 

[Dream]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Pam!!! You really should write a book!!! OMG!!
!

Have fun tonight Jay!

Bonnie....Hula Santa looks mighty ...hulay!!!

 

[helenabear]

Hi all... I did want to pop in and say hi. I've been reading but I haven't had much time to say anything at all.

Love the ornaments Bonnie! Jodie, you have great taste!!!

Okay as for that pic Kimmie... he's gots ta go! I'm sorry to all you who love him, but he reminds me of a jerk frat boy that I would have met in college.... I guess I'd rather have Apolo back

Well I had a busy day so I am going to be a pig and make myself some smores for dessert

 

[Kama89]

Hula Santa is awesome!! He should've been mine though!!

Ummm... something tells me Ingo doesn't do it for Jodie. Are there other YaYas that would prefer to see someone else? Heck we can have daily rotations... works for me.

Pam!!! Bwhahahahaha!! You are too much!! Only you... hee hee!!!

Vegas IS indeed a special place isn't it Jay? Such nice memories.

By the way... have a good time at the concert. Listen closely and think of me while listening to Third Day, okay? Maybe I'll be able to somehow experience the concert vicariously through you.... send me Third Day vibes or something.



*Kim flops on the floor in the Beach House den. I'm borrrrred again. She kicks and squirms and flops over on her tummy then back onto her back, staring through the skylight in the ceiling. There's nothing to doooo around herrrrre!!!*

 

[Kama89]

I guess I'd rather have Apolo back

He does look pretty sweet and innocent compared to this guy doesn't he? Okay, everybody that has a minute or two to spare go on a hunk hunt for me okay?! I'll look around a bit and see what I can come up with too.

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Hi everyone!!!!

Bonnie I love the Santa!!! He is just tooooooo funny.

Pam you are a scream. Sounds like he time I reached over the counter at the pharmacy and sort of slipped out of the bottom of my bra. Im sure the store thought I was up to something when I walked out with my arm in a weird position to hide my lopsidedness ROFL

Jay have a WONDERFUL time tonight!!!!

Jennifer I love the idea you had for Paige. TF has forgotten here a couple of times too.

Ingo DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Yeah, the more I look at 'im, the more I agree with Jodie and Elaine. Ingo has nice eyes and an accent that melts me, but.......he DOES look like a jerk frat boy. What is with all this pointing/finger stuff with the celebs nowadays anyway?

Yes, Marilyn, when Patrick and Hugh hauled up the other crab trap, I almost hyperventilated!! Patrick has the cutest "rear view" I have ever seen in a man his age!!

Hula Santa had me ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! Too cute!!

Kim, I found some pretty good pix the other day. Don't worry, one of us will find you a handsome hunk!!

Enjoy the crab, prawns and oysters, ladies! I'm off to bell choir practice. See ya later!!!

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by Kama89
Vegas IS indeed a special place isn't it Jay? Such nice memories.

You know, I think a trip back there would be nice. Whaddaya think?

*Kim flops on the floor in the Beach House den. I'm borrrrred again. She kicks and squirms and flops over on her tummy then back onto her back, staring through the skylight in the ceiling. There's nothing to doooo around herrrrre!!!*

yensid pictures Kim wiggling on the floor. Hmmmm. I can think of a couple things to keep you occupied.

I'm about to head off to the concert. Talk w/ all you mothy Ya-Ya's later!

 

[Meriweather]

Just a quick "Hi"
I won't stay because I'll just talk

Gonna go do some other computer work that has been piling up.
Hope ya all have a good evening.