The Last Word Beach House

[Meriweather]

Kim, I think you should put Ingo in your sig.....and leave Maurice to me alone

Although Ingo is a cutie too and has a wonderful voice

 

[dizneenut]

I love Ingo's Aussie accent! OO LA LA!

 

[Kama89]

There, Ingo is now the official YaYa beach house... uh... what is he? He needs a subtitle under his picture. Hmmmm....

 

[newmousecateer]

He is pointing at me! Ingo is pointing at ME!!

Ahhh, Miss Kimoysterdork, I get more that one! (Marilyn pushes Kim off the oyster pile, scoops tham all into a cooler and runs down to beach where Mel is waiting with an oyster knife. Slurp, Slurp) Mel, could you get me a smoothie to go with these please. He says "sure" as he leans over and licks the oyster juice off Marilyn's chin)

Pam, what a cool pic of you and the family. You are a great looking family.

And your story about the air-conditioned pants and your son's comment had me ROFLMAO!.

Kim and Marilyn run back up to Beanie's room and both of them start jumping on her bed. Beanie moans and puts the pillow over her head. "Hey, you're right Kim, she does look kinda cute when she is green)

 

[yensid1071]

Morning everyone.




Kim + oysters =

 

[Kama89]

MARILYN!!! Someone stop her!! Those are MY oysters!! Come back you tankdorkoysterstealingyaya!!! Tell Mel to go get your own oysters! *While Mel is gone getting tankdork her smoothie, Kim tackles Marilyn and wrestles the cooler away from her. She quickly drags it down to the other end of the beach and into a secluded cave....bwhahaha....MINE! ALLLL MINE*

My goodness, Jay is so chatty these days.

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by Kama89
My goodness, Jay is so chatty these days.

Yep.

 

[Kama89]

Yep.

Mmmm hmmm.

 

[Kama89]

Just for the heck of it....



Last Word thread #1

The Cottage

The Mansion

 

[yensid1071]

Hi Kim! How were the oysters?

Episode 2 was pretty good on Friday. Lots of cuts/edits, but the movie moved faster.

So, who has Apolo now? This is turning into an episode of 90210 or Friends.... he's taking a liking to all of the Ya Ya ladies. Just so long as he keeps clear of Kim. I don't want her sharing oysters w/ him, ya know. That would be bad.

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Mmmmmm.....Ingo is another Aussie?? And he has the accent??? Sounding better and better!!!! Kim, perhaps he could man the barbie for us! I believe Nutsy left a a trawler full of prawns for us along with the oysters.

Patrick, you're such a dear!! Yes, just tilt the umbrella a wee bit more......no, no more suntan oil right now.......yes, another smoothie would be nice. No banana, remember?

Jay, last I saw Apolo, he was heading out of town with his tail tucked between his skates!

 

[Kama89]

So, who has Apolo now? This is turning into an episode of 90210 or Friends.... he's taking a liking to all of the Ya Ya ladies. Just so long as he keeps clear of Kim. I don't want her sharing oysters w/ him, ya know. That would be bad.

Uh oh... did I badger poor Jay into talking? I hadn't picked on anyone all day today... must get my fix you know? Elaine and Beanie are hiding out, and you just happened to show up at the perfect time. I'm sorry. Ummm... I'm not sure who has Apolo at the moment, but I do know that he won't be sharing oysters with ME anytime soon.

 

[Beanie]

<i>Beanie staggers out of her bedroom in search of the person who gave her some Tylenol this morning...Thanks, but I can't remember who it was...You are a lifesaver...As Beanie walks out into the living room area, she sees Apolo in a heap on the floor, whimpering...pathetic, really...Kimmie must have came to her senses and threw the dorkman out...Then she knows the truth as she sees Kimmie and Ingo walking arm and arm out by the pool area...

Beanie isn't feeling to well this morning, so she even forgives Kim for jumping all over her this morning, maybe we can call a truce? I really do like Kimmie alot and want to be more civil to her...

Beanie goes in the kitchen and grabs a big tall glass of Pepsi...ahhhhh much better...she even looks better as the sharpie pen seems to be wearing off her face too! What a good day in the Beach House, she thinks as she walks out to the pool deck...Beanie picks out a chair and sits down, reading her Cosmo magazine....

Yes, what a nice day today is...</i>

Well, everyone, I will most likely be off and on today, as I have a huge headache and am not feeling all that great!

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Gee.....I guess the sun has lulled everyone to sleep! It's so quiet here, the Beach House got bumped to the second page!!!

Beanie......Beanie.......are you OK, dear? Sorry about those naughty Ya Yas jumping on your bed. I brought you a fresh ice pack and a little chicken noodle soup. Hope you're up to visiting tonight!

Hey Katholyn!!! Are you peeking in on us today? Hi!!!

Beth wanders back to the kitchen, grabs a couple of Nancy's wonderful cookies and wonders if the there's enough shrimp on the barbie to feed everybody tonight (letting Kim and Marilyn fight over those slimy oysters, of course). Hmm......better go wake a few of the cabana boys and get them to take me crabbing.

MEL!!! PATRICK!!! SEAN!!! INGO, YOU TOO!!! HUGH!!! PIERCE!!! FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!!! Gentlemen, we need some Dungeoness to go with dinner tonight.

Out on the boat..........Ingo and Mel bend over to haul in a crab pot. Beth, sitting under a bright blue canopy, suddenly has to grab her fan as she leers.....errr....watches.....errr....supervises. Nice catch, boys. Patrick and Hugh, would you get the next one, please?

 

[jldriscoll]

hmmmmm.......

Meriweather 73
Kama89 50
bfeller 32
helenabear 31
kejoda 29
Beanie 26
Nutsy 19



Off to my meeting!!!! See you late tonight.....be prepared to defend your numbers

p.s. the tooth fairy made a glitter card with a tooth on the front and says "sorry I missed you Paige" inside....and she made an origami letter "P" out of a couple of dollars......... isn't she clever?

 

[lilboo]

....we have a first!

Originally posted by jldriscoll
hmmmmm.......

Meriweather 73
Kama89 50
bfeller 32
helenabear 31
kejoda 29
Beanie 26
Nutsy 19

Nancy and Kim...I THOUGHT there was a lot of hot air coming in from the west.


I'm going to update the Cabana Men... Ingo, Australia never looked more alluring. He's a nice consolation after this Aussie hottie got hitched.

There're now THREE topless men in the gallery...

 

[Pam]

Jennifer,
The tooth fairy is indeed very creative!! She forgot our house on a couple of occasions as well (and once at a ........ beach house while on vacation!!)

Pam

 

[Meriweather]

I don't want to be first

So I'll be quiet.......I never look at post counts ...thanks a lot

Hi.....I'm going now

 

[LucyStorm]

You know--this box just arrived from Virginia, with all this writing all over it about me being a mothy YaYa and such. I am halfway afraid to open it!

 

[lilboo]

...free your MOTH, and the rest will follow.

OPEN THE BOX!!!!!!! ...the suspense is killing me. ( I LOVE RETALIATION.)