The key thing... She did it again and yes its my fault

[Raulandpinboy]

She’s an evil little troll you all don’t believe me, but I know. Tonight she just had to go to the truck, but of course her keys are in the land of the missing things much like those unmatched socks that are missing after the dryer.

And yes I got the lend me your keys, and don’t argue looks while in the middle of the most awesome trade ever, so it was a weak moment, and I gave up my holiest of grails… my keys.

I was so worried about my keys, that I stopped the trade, went off into corner to get in the fetal position and pray for my lost keys.

The rest of the night was spent trying to retrieve my keys from Mrs. Donna. Some of the excuses got, were the same old lame ones, but there were a few new ones.

Excuses used.

#1 I gave them back to you already.

#2 I don’t know what did you do with them.

#3 I set them down right here in the middle of the really busy pintrading table.

#4 they will turn up sooner or later.

#5 I cant spend time to find them now, and I need to go the bathroom.

#6 leave me alone you hateful hateful man.

#7 they’ll turn up sooner or later version #2 with hand on hip.

#8 I DON’T HAVE THEM GO AWAY.

#9 I asked you to watch me and make sure I was okay when I went out, and to tell me where I put your keys when I came in, so its so your fault again.

And the number 10 reason I got was…………….. I don’t know, check your pocket.

Anyway after 2 hours of whining, I forgot about the keys, and so did she, so when we got to the parking lot Donna got in Becky’s car, and I took my granddaughter to my truck, then reached for my….. Suspense is killing you huh!!! KEYS my KEYS and oh yes my KEYS are not there!!!.

But alas I was able to reach her, and get her to turn around and give me my keys. Now in the car that pulled up were Donna and Becky… Donna still arguing that she did not have the keys, and Becky just giggling. Evil sister in the mix I called it…

Even after the keys fell out of her purse, from the dark gloomy pit she calls a purse that is. She tried to tell me that I must have put them there, and was my fault my fault my fault.

I give up. I will just walk around aimlessly, and just hold my head down and repeat the chant “I obey”

So men accept it, Its our fault no matter what its just our fault, since its our fault lets go out and have some fun!!!

That girl was flirting with me… my fault for being so darn cute; you lost your keys for the 13th time my fault for not inventing a clapper key finder for you… Etc Etc Etc…

And now the man’s prayer “I am a man, but I can change, if I have too, I guess”

Remember to buy my book Men are from Mars women are the meteorites that crash into Mars available wherever male self help book are located.

 

[OfficerChipmunk]

ED!
Just because it was your birthday and you are wearing that spiffy belt doesn't mean you can make up stories about your sweet wife.
Ed is the one that needed something from the car, but because it was his birthday Donna said that she would get it. Ed tossed Donna the keys. When Donna returned from the car Ed never asked for them back.
As the night went on Ed took the expression birthday boy to heart. He decided he would be king of the mountain. Donna was so fed up by the end of the night that when I showed up at the Contemporary around 11:30 when everyone was leaving, she jumped in my car and yelled at me to drive.
As luck would have it when we were passing the security kiosk, Donna realized she had Ed's keys. Since it was his birthday we decided to turn around and find Ed.
We found him searching the ground for pins. As we tossed Ed the keys he started chanting "I'm going to post about this! I'm going to post about this!"

Note: if I disapear please search all of Ed's favorite pin trading spots.

 

[Raulandpinboy]

And she's wearing a badge too shame shame what awful lies she writes, and she is in cohoots with the evil one.

Remember Ms Becky you dont have to answer to me you do have to answer to Jesus.