The Food Network is the DEVIL!

MushyMushy

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WHYYYYY am I so drawn to the Food Network when I'm dieting???

Paula Deen, Emeril, why must you taunt me so??? popcorn::

I need someone to smack me back into diet reality. :laughing:
 
Just change the channel. Maybe the travel channel would be better? Actually they have lots of FOOD on that channel lately!:mad:

I love the Food Network too. Emeril and Paula are the worst diet wreckers ever!:laughing:
 
Just change the channel. Maybe the travel channel would be better? Actually they have lots of FOOD on that channel lately!:mad:

I love the Food Network too. Emeril and Paula are the worst diet wreckers ever!:laughing:

But I can't! She's frying green tomatoes with BACON on top. (need a drooling smiley)
 

WHYYYYY am I so drawn to the Food Network when I'm dieting???

Paula Deen, Emeril, why must you taunt me so??? popcorn::

I need someone to smack me back into diet reality. :laughing:

I love the Food Network and like you when I'm dieting I am just drawn to it. I think I gain weight just watching that channel. :rotfl: Maybe we can sue? :laughing:
 
Yes, I say we sue! How dare they tempt us with their butters and creams and sugars!

Okay, Giada is on.... she'll get me back in gear!
 
At least she usually cooks healthy stuff. Stay strong!
 
I made up my mind that starting the day after my knee surgery, I was going to begin dieting.

My knee surgery was on Monday, and I've been sitting on my butt watching the Food Network ever since. This is torture! :lmao:

Hey, at least I'm eating with my eyes, and not my mouth! :confused3
 
I agree! They suck you right in. One minute your channel surfing and the next minute you are drooling over something that in no way shape or form can be misconstrued as healthy. The travel channel has the same effect on me. Darn you Samantha Brown for makeing me want to go places and see things!
Have you thought about useing the child lock settings? :rotfl2:
 
WHYYYYY am I so drawn to the Food Network when I'm dieting???

Paula Deen, Emeril, why must you taunt me so??? popcorn::

I need someone to smack me back into diet reality. :laughing:

:rotfl2: I had gastric bypass surgery...came home from the hospital and watched Food Network for a week straight. Wasn't even allowed to eat that first week, but I couldn't pull myself away from Food Network.
 
Yes, I say we sue! How dare they tempt us with their butters and creams and sugars!

Okay, Giada is on.... she'll get me back in gear!

Giada is just as bad with all that yummy ooey gooey cheese!!!! And heavy cream sauces and tiramisus.
I am convinced she must not eat ANYTHING she cooks haha. She was actually a pastry chef before the Food Network. I could NEVER be a pastry chef and be so thin.
 
Food Network is the Spawn of Satin

Giada makes me sick - skinny #@$#% :headache:
My dh watches her more than I do... and I promise you its not for the food...
 
WHYYYYY am I so drawn to the Food Network when I'm dieting???

Paula Deen, Emeril, why must you taunt me so??? popcorn::

I need someone to smack me back into diet reality. :laughing:

Between Diners, Drive Ins and Dives and Man V Food on the Travel channel I can't win. LOL. How come I can gain weight just watching them... and I don't lose any watching Dancing With The Stars. LOL :confused3
 
Look at Paula and Emeril. (have you seen the size of Emeril lately!:scared1:) that should be some motivation!
 
Don't you just hate it when they have specials about "best BBQ" then all you can think about is BBQ :rotfl: or Good Eats and all they show is ice cream and candy then all you want is a banana split ...any and every kind of candy. Definitely not the channel to be watching when you are trying to eat healthy less processed meals :laughing:
 
Don't you just hate it when they have specials about "best BBQ" then all you can think about is BBQ :rotfl: or Good Eats and all they show is ice cream and candy then all you want is a banana split ...any and every kind of candy. Definitely not the channel to be watching when you are trying to eat healthy less processed meals :laughing:

YES!

I finally changed the channel and put on the History Channel -- now they're doing snack foods on Modern Marvels. I want potato chips! :rotfl:
 
Between Diners, Drive Ins and Dives and Man V Food on the Travel channel I can't win. LOL. How come I can gain weight just watching them... and I don't lose any watching Dancing With The Stars. LOL :confused3


That darn Diners, Drive Ins and Dives! OMG, the drooling and the grocery list making that goes on here when I watch this!
Paula Deen- what can I say. I have 3 of her cookbooks (signed). :lovestruc
 
YES!

I finally changed the channel and put on the History Channel -- now they're doing snack foods on Modern Marvels. I want potato chips! :rotfl:

Just remember nothing tastes as good as skinny feels!:thumbsup2

35 lbs wooo hoo!:cheer2:
 
I switch to HGTV which is right next to the Food Network on our system. HGTV just makes me feel poor though. :(
 







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