The Dumbest Song...

[jennyl772003]

What about "The Horse with No Name"?????

If you've ever heard John Charles at WDW - he does a bit about this - it's ROTFLMAO funny!!! And oh so true...

"After 2 days, in the desert sun, my skin began to turn red...." After 2 days? BEGAN?! He should be burnt to a crisp!

Only words in the song that make sense: "La,la,lalalalala......"

I think I saw him on DCL, and now I think of him whenever I hear the song.

 

[Milla Jovovich]

Ironic, and sadly, yes I know all the words.

Milla

 

[Mom2Ashli]

There is this new song all the time....I have no idea who "sings" it. But, I know every single word and I hate the song and hate that I can sing along.

It goes something like....Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Dontcha you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Dontcha? Dontcha?

It's awful....but, I sit in my car and sing along with it anyway.

That cracks me up. I do the same darn thing. Why oh why don't I just change the station.

 

[Mom2Ashli]

those are some great annoying songs.. some I have never heard of...
the fish head song was awesome, I just used that on a different thread the other day something about bait or something..

How about Stacy's Mom ?? I can NOT stand that song, yet I could sing most of it..

I always change it to Ashli's Mom. And my DD and I sing it. Dumb song but it works...

 

[O2BNWDW]

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum

In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer they can't talk

I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in

They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums

Roly poly fish heads are never seen
Drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants
with Oriental women

Yeah.

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum

What do you mean?????!!!!!! That is a classic!!!!!

I still remember the video

How 'bout
I think I'm turning japanese
I think I'm turning japanese
I really think so!

 

[Sheree Bobbins]

This Chuck Berry song:


My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling


I didn't know much about the song but found these words and the artist on Google.

 

[KittieKat]

Anyone remember the song from the 80's Da,Da, Da by Trio? It was sooooo bad.

Myst

haha i love that song!

Um yeah. Their are many songs i hate. For instance many rap songs, gross gangsta rap songs. Where they use improper english. Or anything by Mariah Carey. O wait...I know, anything by Jessica Simpson. Barf.

I used to hate hollerback girl. but i heard it all the time, and its so damn catchy. now i enjoy it.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Don't Cha and just about anything from Dr.Demento's show (I can sing all the words of half the songs)

 

[Simba's Mom]

I think the dummest song was "Don't Worry, Be Happy". And I trhink those were all the words.

 

[EsmeraldaX]

"Wham! Rap" by Wham

Hey everybody take a look at me,
I've got street credibility,
I may not have a job,
But I have a good time,
With the boys that I meet "down on the line"

I DON'T NEED YOU
So you don't approve,
Well, who asked you to?
HEY, JERK YOU WORK
This guy's got better things to do
HELL
I ain't never gonna work, get down in the dirt
I choose, to cruise
Gonna live my life, sharp as a knife
I've found my groove and I just can't lose
I'm style from head to toe
Cool cat flash gonna let you know
I'm a soul boy - I'm a dole boy -
Take pleasure in leisure, I believe in joy!

[CHORUS:]
WHAM!
BAM!
I AM!
A MAN!
JOB OR NO JOB
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT I'M NOT
DO!
YOU!
ENJOY WHAT YOU DO?
IF NOT
JUST STOP!
DON'T STAY THERE AND ROT!

Party nights, and neon lights
We hit the floors, we hit the heights
Dancing shoes, and pretty girls
Boys in leather kiss girls in pearls!
Hot - damn! Everybody, let's play!
So they promised you a good job - NO WAY!
One, two, three, rap!
C'mon everybody, DON'T NEED THIS CRAP!

[CHORUS]

IF YOU'RE A PUB MAN
OR A CLUB MAN
MAYBE A JET BLACK GUY WITH A HIP HI-FI
A WHITE COOL CAT WITH A TRILBY HAT
MAYBE LEATHER AND STUDS IS WHERE YOU'RE AT
MAKE THE MOST OF EVERY DAY
DON'T LET HARD TIMES STAND IN YOUR WAY
GIVE A WHAM GIVE A BAM BUT DON'T GIVE A DAMN
'COS THE BENEFIT GANG ARE GONNA PAY!

Now reach up high and touch your soul
The boys from Wham! will help you reach that goal
It's gonna break your mama's heart (so sad)
It's gonna break your daddy's heart (too bad)
Just throw the dice and take my advice
'Cos I know that you're smart
Can you dig this thing? (YEAH!)
Are you gonna get down? (YEAH!)
Say Wham! WHAM!
Say Bam! BAM!

[CHORUS x3]

Do you wanna work
Are you gonna have fun
Do you wanna be a jerk
Are you gonna stay young

Everybody say WHAM!
Say BAM!
Everybody say WHAM!
Say WHAM! BAM!

Seriously, go download this at Itunes or something right now. It's worth the 99 cents. Then invite your friends over. Then drink. Heavily. And sing along...

However...
The Dumbest Freestanding Lyric Award goes to Sammy Hagar for There's Only One Way to Rock when he clearly states "it's 8:05, it's time to rock"

I'm also slightly perplexed as to why Mr. Hagar chose this particular time as opposed to 8:00 or even 8:30. 8:05 just seems terribly nitpicky for someone to suddenly decide it's time to rock.

Runners up for just plain old demented songs are :

Why does the Sun Shine - They Might Be Giants
I Wanna be a Cowboy - Boys Don't Cry
Rock Me Amadeus - Falco
Mexican Radio - Wall of Voodoo
Hey Little 12 Toes - School House Rock
Colors - Ken Nordine

And my personal favorite, complete with music video....

drum roll please....

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy

Click the link and be amazed!

 

[chell]

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum

In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer they can't talk

I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in

They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums

Roly poly fish heads are never seen
Drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants
with Oriental women

Yeah.

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum

I must admit that for some strange reason I like that song.

A friend of mine absolutely hates Gwen's song where she spells out bananas - she thinks that is the most stupid song ever.

 

[crz4mm2]

Horse with no name. Idiotic.

 

[TDC Nala]

what the heck's with that crazy frog song? Much dumber than "fish heads"

 

[halestrm]

Ricky Martin anyone

She's into superstitions
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition
That girl's gonna make me fall
She's into new sensations
New kicks in the candlelight
She's got a new addiction
For every day and night
She'll make you take your
Clothes off and go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to your brain

CHORUS:
Upside Inside Out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color of mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
She's livin' la vida loca

Woke up in New York City
In a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart
And she took my money
She must've slipped me a sleepin' pill
She never drinks the water
And makes you order
French champagne
Once you've had a taste of her
You'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane

REPEAT CHORUS

She'll make you take your
Clothes off and go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
Until you go insane
No, you'll never be the same

REPEAT CHORUS:

Upside Inside Out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color of mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
Livin' la vida loca
Livin' la vida loca
Livin' la vida loca


Yes, he had a nice tush, but really... was it that nice?

 

[pattyT]

"I love you.. You love me... were a happy family.. with a kiss and a hug..."
and that barbie girl livin in a Barbie world thing they call a song!

 

[ashjohnson80]

La Ketchup. 'Nuff said. And I don't know the words. I don't speak ketchup.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

A funny version of the Ricky Martin song was on Shrek 2, Eddie Murphy made it a scream

 

[Cebhfhionn]

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum

In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer they can't talk

I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in

They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums

Roly poly fish heads are never seen
Drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants
with Oriental women

Yeah.

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum

Oh, I LOVE this son! Thanks for posting the lyrics for me!

 

[pfishgirl]

those are some great annoying songs.. some I have never heard of...
the fish head song was awesome, I just used that on a different thread the other day something about bait or something..

How about Stacy's Mom ?? I can NOT stand that song, yet I could sing most of it..

My name IS stacy and when I call my friend on the phone, I tell her kids Hi it's Stacy and they start singing the song as they get mom.. I HATE that song with a passion..