The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood's new cottage

[lilboo]

did ya scare everyone away?

 

[jldriscoll]

Just sitting here watching you increase your post count Betty (oh and reading to Emily...back in a bit.)

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Hi there Betty. How are you feeling?

 

[iluvorlando]

I'm here!! Sorry I haven't been around much lately. RL is a bother sometimes. Laundry, cleaning, kids....you get the drift.

Thanks for posting the pic Kim!

Bonnie, Sorry....what can I do to?

Hoping to get my OE this weekend. DD have choir rehearsal. That might be a perfect time!

Packing? What's packing? I didn't even unload my boxes. LOL!!

 

[bfeller]

I am feeling great today.

Just got back from Natiional Honor Society Induction.

 

[bfeller]

Hi Michele

 

[Kama89]

Nooooo!!! I don't want the moose stuff!! I retract my bid!!! The mooses (meeses? meese? moooose?) stay in the cottage, there's a no moose rule in the mansion, I read it in the contract when we signed earlier today. Now MY wallpaper on the other hand has been requested by the owners of the mansion. They specified that I bring my Apolo wallpaper, AND wallpaper the entire living room with it... oh, the rec room too. I'm also thinking of turning the basement into a giant track for my sweetie to practice on...what'cha think Ya Yas?

Kim hands Marilyn the blender pitcher of Margaritas and heads off to the kitchen with houseboy. *Hmmm... Kim is wondering if houseboy has a brother that would make good houseboy #2 or Cabana Boy material...Kim also likes the way Marilyn thinks concerning the new Cabana person for Jay. Happy Days mom would do nicely, or maybe even Aunt Bee from Andy Griffith!! Yeah, that'd be perfect!!*

 

[bfeller]

Apolo in the living room!!!! Yikes!!!bfeller rushes to bathroom to barf. What is Kim thinking???

Kim, get a grip! You must put Apolo only in your bedroom because I know that you do not want to share him with Pam.....He is your man......bfeller hopes that Kim buys this idea and decides not to wallpaper livingroom Apolo style.

 

[LucyStorm]

Here I am. DH had the audacity earlier when I was on THIS thread to accuse me of chatting with strange men on here. Now excuse me, I know that Jay is strange, but I really don't talk to him that much!!! DD has the nerve to chime in, saying "I'm not allowed to talk to strangers on the internet, why can you?" HELLO! Is it because I am 43 years old and have some common sense, PLUS I have met several of you? Then to make matters worse, DH says to me "Which of the 3 dogs are you giving a bath to tonight?" This is after I have done 2 loads of laundry, fixed dinner, and done the dishes and picked up the house after the two of them and worked 6 hours today. He on the other hand was bored at work today with "nothing to do" and came home and sat on his ***. Go figure! Then he had nerve enough to call me a ***** when I wouldn't comply. Where the heck is that key to the apartment, I am moving in tonight!

 

[LucyStorm]

Sorry Kim, I also veto apolo anywhere outside of your bedroom.

 

[iluvorlando]

Hi Betty!! (I know your just trying to increase your post count.)

Well, all I am off to bed, after I do a load of laundry.

Goodnight yaya's!

BTW, Marilyn nice poem!! Very true!!

Oh, and I decided that I didn't want the Haunted Mansion theme this time for my room. Im going for a Paris flavor this time (since the spelling of my name is French, go figure-did I ever tell you my mom is from Italy?).

 

[bfeller]

This really sounds like a job for the Ya Ya Enforcers. I have the spaghetti and cheese puffs ready. Oh by the way, Bonnie, after you finish giving one of the three dogs a bath then can you give Princess a bath also?

Where is Jennifer and little red civic? She must have gotten caught in traffic.

 

[iluvorlando]

Yikes!! Bonnie DH at least tolerates and humors me about this. He isn't out and out jerky about it (well unless the house is a mess). The Enforcers are definitely on the way!

Kim, sorry to tell you this...but, after you left, the contract was re-written to specify that Apolo can only be in your room and maybe pams. That was the only way we could afford the extra cabana boy and houseperson for Jay.

 

[lilboo]

WHAAAAT!??? OMG Where's my hot sketti? Your DH is a brave man-how can he flirt with danger like this!!?! A *****?! How does he dare! Are you gonna strike?

heehee!-"I know Jay is strange..."hyuck!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Strike hell! I am so mad he may find his clothes on the porch.

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Bonnie I am so sorry he is doing this to you. If he needs proof of who we are just show him the pictures that are posted. Not that you need to prove anything to him. I definitely think this is a three cheeto bag offense.

 

[LucyStorm]

and I didn't wash any of the dogs. And he was looking over my shoulders at the pictures when he said that. He is being a total idiot.

 

[bfeller]

Hey all, I am thinking about actually having a room in the mansion and I want to decorate with a donate to friend theme. I would like all of you to donate one decorating idea for my room. The tackier the better.

I would like to start out with a mirrored ball in the center of the room. Now give your donation very careful thought. And Kim you cannot donate anything that resembles Apolo!!!! You must keep him in your room.

OK, Jennifer is still not here. I have put my Enforcer arsonal in a lime green back pack and starting to walk to Bonnies. Maybe Elaine will let me stop at her house and let me have a drink of water.

 

[jldriscoll]

I'll be back to help womp Bonnie's family after I get a shower (never got one in today )

But I wanted Betty to see this...

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=286935

It's burried on page 3 so you might miss it. Also did you see my family pic?

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Betty now what is a disco ball without BLACKLIGHTS!! hehehehehehehe