The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood's new cottage

[iluvorlando]

Good one Jennifer, but I think something else like fearlessyayasister is better! Don't you lose your post counts if you change your user name?

 

[dizneenut]

Sheesh, Bonnie, NOW you tell me. I thought I was going crazy, or that Betty put something in my bourbon slushie!

Hey, I like fearlessyayasister!!

 

[iluvorlando]

ok Bonnie, beam me up...I'm ready!

 

[Dream]

OK! Let's see if I have this...Sherry is at Bonnie's but doesn't know how she got there (cut off the slushies to Sherry Betty). Kim is gonna kick some more GS butt!! Bonnie is on the road and is going to introduce Bettlejuice to the GS leader and make her head pop off!! Betty is armed with linguine and cheese puffs! Did I miss anybody?? Now for me....Forks with tines sharpened reeeeealy sharp---check! Backpack full of bananas---check! Poison ivy protection lotion replaced with hand lotion---check! Chigger spray replaced with just plain water---check!! Snake to put in GS leader's sleeping bag for a fun future surprise---check! GS leader whistle with those little ball thingys removed---check! GS pocketknife with a loosened blade---check! Safety wise manual with alllll the regulations scrambled---check!!! GS song book replaced with a boy scout edition---check! Hot chocolate packets minus the chocolate---check! Tent with liiiitle tiny holes poked all over it---check!!! READY LADIES??? LET"S GET THESE YA YA"S IN GEAR AND KICK SOME GS BUTT!!!!!

 

[LucyStorm]

um, y'all, this is scary but I think I am succumbing to the last post on the page curse. I have the last post on the last 4 pages....

 

[iluvorlando]

Bonnie, I hearby relieve you of your last page posting postion. Feel free to resume when ready.

 

[Dream]

Bonnie's got a beamup thingy??? Well stop yappin and beam us up woman!!! We have some butt kickin to do!!

 

[LucyStorm]

and I am really starting to hate the 60 second post rule administrator.....

I dunno, Betty, talking the death penalty with hewhoshallnotbenamed would be a slow, extremely painful, nails on the chalkboard, bamboo splinter under the nails, chinese water torture kind of torture. I say we take him over there, pull up our chairs, and watch the fun. Then when the deed is done and the police come to arrest him, we can all just be material witnesses and have clean hands and noses.

 

[bfeller]

Good thinking Jodie. Love the tent with holes. Did you bring the sleeping bag with broken zipper?


Hey, Bonnie and Sherry still won't let me in. Someone come and help me please. Hey, how are you suppose to run with these skates on?

 

[yensid1071]

I can't turn my back on you ladies for a minute, can I? Over 4 pages since I left earlier! You've been *BUSY*!!

I would offer my haircutting skills with the lightsaber, but to be honest, it really doesn't cut that straight. Kim can tell you. Sorry Kim!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Who cares if they don't get their hair cut straight Jay! Just use that light sabre thingy to straighten out their er um....butts.

 

[iluvorlando]

Thanks for that picture Betty. Spandex, skates, gold medal. LOL

Ok Bonnie, still waiting for you to beam me up. Do you think that punishment might be cruel and unusual?

And the 60 second rule is really beginning to make me mad!

 

[Dream]

Jay, this is one MEAN woman...we don't want it to cut straight! Cmon and go with us!

 

[Pam]

I will never tire of being a lamp - I'm just like that commercial: "Plug me in, plug me in."

I really do have to go, though. I've been soooooo wiped out the last couple of weeks. I need to hit the sack.

Jenn,
I do so understand the GS thing, I'm going through the same thing with BS, although I'm not a leader any more, since DS crossed over from Cub to BS - but I have a semi-feud going with another merit badge counselor.

Kim,
I think it's the weather and the time change and dark nights, etc. I have been very, very blue myself. In fact, I was soooooo severely depressed on Friday night when I made that nasty post.



Peace out everyone.

 

[jldriscoll]

Straight is not necessary Jay. In fact crooked is better!!!

**you know...when I actually meet you guys and give you a great big hug (yes even you Jay) tonight will be the reason!!!**

Ok back to the fight. Is Jodie beamed on board yet? She's got A LOT of good stuff with her!!!

 

[LucyStorm]

I really hate to beam up and run, but DD just informed me that she needs to use the computer to type up her history notes. Now why she waited until 10 at night is beyond me, but ....


No one around here likes to see Mom have fun, darn it!

 

[d.kurz]

Hi there Diserhood folks!! So as not to appear rude...bfeller invited me to join you guys here and I just wanted to say hello and thanks for the invitation. Frankly, this moves tooooo fast for me!! I could NEVER get up to speed. My DIS time is really limited these days, sorry to say! I have read a bit, and am acquainted with at least one person here...Hi Jodie!

Anyhow, have fun!!

 

[yensid1071]

Jedi robes... check.
Lightsaber... check.
Testing lightsaber for straight cut.... who cares.

Ok. I'm ready to go!

 

[iluvorlando]

Hello D Kurz! I'm Michele. Nice to meet you! We don't mind hit and runs. Just pop on over to the cottage wheneve you can!!

I'm afraid that I have to go to. My head is really pounding, sinuses are really hurting and I want my mommy......waaaaaawaaaaaa. Ya'll have a good night.

(((((((HUGS))))))) Everyone!

 

[bfeller]

Bonnie, your way may be more painful for him, but during the whole ordeal we may have to listen to more BS. Can't we just take care of business and then eat ice cream.

Hey can we make sure that GS leader gets latrine (can't spell, but I mean toilet) duty for the rest of her ever loving green life?


Oh Oh, put Ya Ya life on hold...........

Hello d.kurz, we are in the middle of a crisis but I want to take this opportunity to welcome you to our Ya Ya world. So have you had a good day today?