The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood's new cottage

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by LucyStorm
Then you want me to send him to the houses of the people you met with today as well?

oohhh good!! I like having you on my side Bonnie!!!

Then betty can put sketti down the hole.

OMG!!! I'm laughing so hard I can barely see!!

 

[bfeller]

You mean I was suppose to make sense? Sure, now you tell me.

Bonnie, I am on 75. Just about ready to turn into your neighborhood. Oh darn the ice cream is gone. Does this make you more mad?????? Good that is what I was going for. We need to whip some Michigan butt tonight. Where is Kim? She can kick more butt!!!!!

Kim will attack the butt, I will hit side of face with cheese puffs, and Jodie .......hey where did Jodie go? Darn that girl, she stopped by Elaine's, I bet she is using that fork to help make those pudding pops. We really need to help her get her priorities straight. So Bonniie, how are you going to fight off this demon that is haunting our Jennifer?

Wow, I forgot about the hospital administrator that Bonnie has to deal with. Let's take her out just for the fun of it. I was talking about that DIS administrator that won't let us go fast with posts.

Michele, where are you going to meet us?

 

[Kama89]

Awww...you guys are so sweet!!! THANK YOU!! I don't really even know what's wrong with me!! I'm feeling very alone today... it's weird. I'm not, yet I still seem to be struggling with those feelings. I dunno....maybe it is Ya Ya withdrawl. If it is, I'm telling you, it really stinks man.

Lynne!! You are such a dear!!! I have to agree with you, how CAN anyone look at that face and be sad? Well, apparantly Betty could, but the rest of the world (ie normal people) never could. You just keep posting those pictures Lynne... you do it so well!!! I do hope your test goes well tomorrow!! Think positive!!

Can I have my bourbon slushie AND Elaine's??? Thank hic you.

Beanie, I hope your sweetie is feeling better soon. *Still waiting on that picture*

Bonnie!! I see you!! I do ~ I really do!! I know the feeling... I've felt that way before too. I imagine we all have at one time or another.

Betty, I like the way you think... that second chant will do nicely, thank you! It definitely has a nice ring to it! Apolo loves Kim... ah, yes... I like that!! *Now that Betty is finally standing still, Kim begins to glue some of her lost hair from last night's clippy episode, onto Betty's chin*

I think I'll go indulge in a little therapy tomorrow... shopping! Elaine has almost as many Zopinni charms as I do... can't have that! I may also buy myself a Yankee or two... maybe even the 22 oz. jar! Ooooh... big spender aren't I?

Jeannie, that picture is hilarious!!

 

[iluvorlando]

Sherry, we are on our way! Be ready!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Sherry, are you still in Cleveland? I thought you were the one sitting in my living room eating ice cream and griping that Betty Spaghetti needed to get here soon, we have butt to kick!

 

[jldriscoll]

Sorry Sherry...I missed you in the frenzy!!!! What have you got in your arsonal?

 

[dizneenut]

OK, now I am confused.
Bonnie says I am at her house, but I don't remember how I got there??!!
But since I am eating ice cream, I wanna be there, so yeah, uh, I'm there waiting for Betty so we can kick some butt!!

 

[iluvorlando]

Shhhhhhhhh.........we don't want thepersonwhoshallnotbenamed to start calling us the HEH club. LOL!!

Uh....I dunno......where should I meet you all?

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by dizneenut
OK, now I am confused.
Bonnie says I am at her house, but I don't remember how I got there??!!
But since I am eating ice cream, I wanna be there, so yeah, uh, I'm there waiting for Betty so we can kick some butt!!

She has partial amnesia call Dr. Martin of PV Hospital-the young one-and make sure he takes his shirt...I mean brings his stethoscope.

 

[LucyStorm]

Actually, the boss conceded defeat pretty much today. I will be allowed to flex my time as I see fit, probably getting an extra day off to compensate for those long weekend hours, and most likely getting some help with my incredible workload! YAY!!!!!!!

Back to the planned revenge on the GS asst and leaders.

 

[iluvorlando]

Jeannie, ROFLOL!!

 

[jldriscoll]

GREAT news for you Bonnie!! Now you'll have more time to go on patrol!!!

 

[Pam]

Fellow Ya-Yas,
Just popped in for a sec - all I can say to everyone is that it is definitely time to

GET NASTY, GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!!

Do these people not realize that it just doesn't pay to mess with a Ya-Ya??!!


And the counterattack is on - led by our fearless leader: Betty Spaghetti and her merry band of Tomatoes.

CHARGE!!
Pam

 

[iluvorlando]

YAY! Bonnie, that is great news!!

 

[dizneenut]

ROFL, Jeannie! Dr. Jake? Oh baby!!

Good news, Bonnie!

 

[helenabear]

That is great news Bonnie! I am so glad to hear it!

 

[iluvorlando]

Hey Pam!! You tired of being a lamp shade yet?

 

[jldriscoll]

Yeah!!! pam is here!!! She'll never know what hit her!!!!

Hey, I never did come up with a new user name! How about "GSbuttkicker" ?

 

[LucyStorm]

Sherry, I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you that I borrowed that Starship Transporter thing from SSB's thread about meeting Zurg tonight and used it to transport you here.


OMG!!!! Bonnie slaps herself on her forehead!!!!! I can transport all of you here via the transporter. Get ready girls....Beam 'em up Scotty!

 

[bfeller]

Oh Bonnie I am knocking on the door and you are not answering. I see you and Sherry. Come on guys, its me. Really it is. Kim just put that soul patch thing on and I was running trying to get here fast and it just ended up in the wrong place. Please let me in.

Why are we letting GS leader and Beetlejuice discuss the death penalty? Let's demonstrate the death penalty. I got rope!!!!! I also call dibs on you know who..........

Come on guys, quit laughing. She made me dress in this darn spandex and scarf thing, I just couldn't lug around that gold medal around any longer............I didn't mean to knock out the street light.