The Disney Joke Thread

mozzman

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3 BLOKES GO TO DISNEY TO MEET MICKEY MOUSE, WHILE BEING THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE MOUSE HOUSE MICKEY FALLS OVER AND BREAKS HIS LEG.DISNEY OFFICIALS PANIC :bounce: :bounce: WHAT SHALL WE DO MICKEY HAS BROKEN HIS LEG ALL THE CHILDREN :cheer2: :cheer2: pirate: pirate: WILL BE HEARTBROKEN IF HE DOES NOT DO THE SHOWS TONIGHT.THE 3 BLOKES LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND THE OFFICIALS USHER THEM TO ONE SIDE AND SAY YOU MUST NOT SAY ANYTHING OF THIS TO ANYONE,PEOPLE WILL BE DISTRAUGHT AND CHAOS WILL REIGN.WE WILL THINK OF A PLAN OVER THE NEXT 2 DAYS BUT FROM NOW NOBODY MENTIONS A WORD OF THIS AS FAR AS WE ARE CONCERNED MICKEY IS HERE AND NOBODY WILL NOTICE.THE 3 BLOKES GO OUTSIDE AND ONE OF THEM SAYS HEY I RECKON WE CAN MAKE SOME MONEY HERE LETS MAKE A BET THAT MICKEY MOUSE DOES NOT APPEAR TONIGHT FOR THE 1ST TIME EVER.2ND BLOKE SAYS YEAH GREAT IDEA IT A DEAD CERT,3RD BLOKE SAYS I AM UP FOR THAT LETS GO NOW AND MEET UP IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.2 DAYS PASS AND THE PAPERS HAVE HEADLINES OF NO SHOW MICKEY,THE 3 BLOKES MEET UP AS PLANNED 1ST SAYS TO 2ND BLOKE HOW DID YOU DO WITH THE BET,FANTASTIC I BET ALL ME WAGES ON IT WON $6000 :woohoo: HOW DID YOU DO I SOLD MY CAR AND PUT THAT ON WON $10000 :woohoo: :woohoo: WHAT ABOUT YOU TO THE 3RD BLOKE WHO WAS A FEW AIR BISCUITS SHORT OF A WARTHOG,WELL HE SAID I HAD A BIT OF ROUGH LUCK.ROUGH LUCK THEY SAID THIS WAS A DEAD CERT,WELL I PUT MICKEY IN A TREBLE WITH GOOFY AND CINDERELLA
 














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