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[rer1972]

Ask me a question; any question at all. I will do my best to answer it to the extent of my abilities .

I will try and answer as many as possible.

 

[becka]

How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Sandy V.]

Which came first; the chicken or the egg? :

 

[MUFFYCAT]

Why are we on this earth?

 

[MissMinnie]

Ok, I'll play........Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[CourtasanSatine]

What caused House to be on the cane?

 

[GoofyBaseballMom26]

I'd like to know why this Dis board is so freakin' addicting! Answer that one oh guru of the DIS BOARDS!

 

[akhenaten]

Which religion is the "true" path to God?

 

[Charade]

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[lowie]

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

:::choke::: darn, spit on the keyboard... wonder how many caught this one?

 

[lowie]

what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

 

[rer1972]

How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Science has discovered through teams of researchers that a woodchuck can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck wants to chuck.
Maybe you wanted a definite answer? I believe this was last estimated at around 700+/- pounds of wood. The plus or minus has to do with many variables. Wood density, age of the woodchuck, wind direction, phase of saturn and mars. You know how that goes.

 

[flortlebap]

what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

42?

 

[rer1972]

Which came first; the chicken or the egg? :

The egg. Honest.

 

[rer1972]

Why are we on this earth?

Silly, to enjoy all things Disney. Oh, and to DIS. I guess Dissing could be included in enjoying all things Disney right?
Okay, final answer: Enjoy All Things Disney. So go enjoy muffycat.

 

[rer1972]

What caused House to be on the cane?

You do watch the show don't you . Cause I sure don't. I have enough trouble keeping up with Lost, The Office, and all of you guys.

Well it seems that House suffered a muscle infarction in his right thigh. It took 3 days to diagnose. Apparently 3 days is too long to let this kind of thing go. I'm no doctor though so I wouldn't know.

 

[Sthronds]

Why haven't I won the lottery yet?

 

[rer1972]

I'd like to know why this Dis board is so freakin' addicting! Answer that one oh guru of the DIS BOARDS!

Because, all the answers you seek are on these boards grasshopper. That and it's free. Unless your one of those sponsors that all of us are so thankful to.

 

[rer1972]

Which religion is the "true" path to God?

The one you choose is.

 

[PlutosFriend]

Ask me a question; any question at all. I will do my best to answer it to the extent of my abilities.

I will try and answer as many as possible.

Why do some people on the DIS create other user names and try to ?