The Dining Plan Bible

[havoc315]

The World was created. And it was good.
The people had to eat, and dining was offered.

But then from up high, it was decided that a Plan shall be offered, to those who reside in the World. A Plan that shall save money for those who spend their days and nights in the World.

From up high, it was then determined that there shall be Days and Nights where the Plan shall be given to the People... And Days and Nights where the People shall have to pay a price.

And lo, the price increased. And what is given, may be taken away. So from up high, the gratuity and appetizer were taken away. And from the first meal of the day, the second beverage was taken away. And from the People of the Land of Quick Service, the second afternoon snack was removed.

And so it was told, for those who shall pay the price for the Plan... the People of the World shall save money, if they obey the Commandments.

1 -- Thou shall take all you are entitled to. For credits shall not be refunded.
2 -- Thou shall desire and appreciate a full dessert with every meal.
3 -- Thou shall take thy mystic Grail, and consume gallons of soda.
4 -- Thou shall not use DDP or QSDP credits for breakfast, for such would be a waste.
5 -- Thou shall not purchase the Plan, if you have young light eaters between the approximate ages of 10-12.
6 -- Thou shall not desire to eat light, thou shall not seek a salad as your main course, or a sandwich for your meal.
7 -- Thou shall avoid the more affordable restaurants. One shall not find any value at Beaches & Cream, Plaza Restaurant, or many others.
8 -- Thou shall order the most expensive item one can find, as often as possible.
9 -- Thou may use credits for character dinners, but not character breakfasts or lunches.
10 -- Thou shall not use credits for signature or 2-credit meals.

If these commandments are obeyed, then the guest of the World shall be happy. If these commandments are not obeyed, then the guest shall be.... ripped off.

 

[Disneymadhouse]

Thou shalt obey ..... I promise!

Brilliant

Claire

 

[Cafeen]

11. Thou shalt do the math. If thou cannot do the math, thou shalt come to the disboards where someone who can do the math and enjoys doing it will likely do it for you.

 

[vellamint]

Loved reading that!!

 

[dsnyrn]

To Cafeen!! Love your math. Also your spreadsheet. Probably the most helpful information of the board for making reservations, tracking credits and helped me to justify upgrading to deluxe!! We will be saving over $200-300 if we stay with the plan!!

 

[mb_uh]

Love it! Cafeen you are so right

 

[rachel09985]

lol too fuunny.

 

[Quin]

12. Thou shalt make thine ADRs for restuarants that appeal solely to thee and thine party, not being swayed by the reviews of others - even of so august a body as the DisBoards.

BUT.........

13. Thou shalt not rely on the on-line menus from ANY website, including that of the World itself, as at any given time the menu offerings may change without notice.