The boards need a shot in the arm soooooooooooooo A lame joke

[Raulandpinboy]

A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark
night in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no cars
passed. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet
ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car come towards him and stop.

The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the
door to realize that nobody was behind the wheel. The car started
slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve coming his way.
Scared, he started praying, and begged for his life. He hadn't
come out of shock, when just before he hit the curve, a hand
appeared through the window and moved the wheel. The guy,
paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time
before a curve.

The guy gathered strength, got out of the car and ran to the
nearest town. Wet and in shock, he ran into a cantina and asked
for two shots of tequila, and started telling everybody about the
horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped
everybody when they realized the guy was crying and wasn't drunk.

About half an hour later, two guys walked into the same cantina,
and one said to the other. "Look Pepe, that's the character who
climbed into the car while we were pushing."


Me be serious are you crazy.

 

[goofyforwdw]

very cute thanks for laugh

 

[Mickey527]

ARGGGHHHHH!!!
Ed, I know you can do better than that. Come on, make us laugh.

I won't be able to get to the Holiday pin event but I think I may have to punish you from home.
Let's see, no... A Santa costume is just not funny enough for ED.
An Elf costume might be something for me to think about, but I am sure I can come up with something even better.
Give me a few days and I will come up with something.
Donna, are you up for getting him into the outfit I chose?

Peggie