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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
A blonde named Barbara appeared on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and
one lifeline left. The next question will give you the million
dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you
will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own
nest? Is it...
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
"Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars."
Barbara: "It's a cuckoo."
Regis: "You're sure? You can walk with the $500,000 or play on
for the million."
Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C - Cuckoo."
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Absolutely!"
Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C -Cuckoo.
Well...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS
Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a
real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for
Barbara."
That night Barbara calls her friend Carol and they go to a
local bar for a celebration drink. As they are sipping their
champagne. Carol turns to Barbara and asks, "Tell me, how did
you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own
nest?"
"It was so simple," Barbara replied, "Everybody knows that
cuckoos live in clocks."
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and
one lifeline left. The next question will give you the million
dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you
will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own
nest? Is it...
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
"Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars."
Barbara: "It's a cuckoo."
Regis: "You're sure? You can walk with the $500,000 or play on
for the million."
Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C - Cuckoo."
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Absolutely!"
Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C -Cuckoo.
Well...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS
Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a
real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for
Barbara."
That night Barbara calls her friend Carol and they go to a
local bar for a celebration drink. As they are sipping their
champagne. Carol turns to Barbara and asks, "Tell me, how did
you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own
nest?"
"It was so simple," Barbara replied, "Everybody knows that
cuckoos live in clocks."
Too funny
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