The best Random Thread in the history of Random Threads (:

[Ms.Squeakers]

Lol, I know
But you're like in year 10 ;o
I thought you were like at least in year 13 or something xD

I wonder why.

~~

My cat is glaring at me.
What did I do to deserve this?
*gets on knees*
WHY GOD.
WHY??????

 

[marypops!]

The entire show is a delusion by which the inmates of an oppressive prison cope with their incarceration.
Locked into a crimethink gulag, their every thought, step and action are controlled by the nigh-omniscient surveillance loudspeakers which tell them everything they must do — such as watch "educational" propaganda films, exercise in the yard, or eat the disgusting rations of nutritional paste — that is, "Tubby Custard" — or waferlike "Tubby Toast." Any attempt to hide from the surveillance causes an immediate alert — "Where have all the Teletubbies gone?" Is it any wonder the prisoners have covered all of this by replacing it in their minds with a sunny, bucolic landscape of bright cheerful colors, even unto the all-seeing infant "sun"?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

The entire show is a delusion by which the inmates of an oppressive prison cope with their incarceration.
Locked into a crimethink gulag, their every thought, step and action are controlled by the nigh-omniscient surveillance loudspeakers which tell them everything they must do — such as watch "educational" propaganda films, exercise in the yard, or eat the disgusting rations of nutritional paste — that is, "Tubby Custard" — or waferlike "Tubby Toast." Any attempt to hide from the surveillance causes an immediate alert — "Where have all the Teletubbies gone?" Is it any wonder the prisoners have covered all of this by replacing it in their minds with a sunny, bucolic landscape of bright cheerful colors, even unto the all-seeing infant "sun"?

What. The. Heck. George?

I wonder why.

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My cat is glaring at me.
What did I do to deserve this?
*gets on knees*
WHY GOD.
WHY??????

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

I wonder why.

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My cat is glaring at me.
What did I do to deserve this?
*gets on knees*
WHY GOD.
WHY??????

Lol, idk xD

I bet everyone thinks I'm younger than I am because I never capitalize stuff (though I do now) and I'm quite hyperrrr xD

 

[marypops!]

The SunBaby is God.
He created the Teletubbies and their world purely for His amusement. All praise to the SunBaby!

 

[marypops!]

Television sets in the real world are actually sourced from teletubbies.
In reality, teletubbies are reared in battery farms where they don't even have room to indulge in their favourite pastime of falling over. The entire show is actually propaganda for the teletubby farming industry, designed to show teletubbies in a free range setting and thereby averting the legitimate concerns of the animal welfare lobby. (And it doesn't even touch upon the issue of genetically modifying teletubbies to produce widescreen sets, or the lucrative trade in ground-up aerials for use in eastern medicine.)

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

The SunBaby is God.
He created the Teletubbies and their world purely for His amusement. All praise to the SunBaby!

Omggg that sunbaby freaks me out :|
But teletubbies are epic <3

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Lol, idk xD

I bet everyone thinks I'm younger than I am because I never capitalize stuff (though I do now) and I'm quite hyperrrr xD

Nahhh. Not at all!
I know SENIORS who "tlk. lyk. diz. zomg. lol"



I just take PRIDE in grammar. It's a horrible hobby to have, but I love it when people correct me.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

The SunBaby is God.
He created the Teletubbies and their world purely for His amusement. All praise to the SunBaby!

 

[LondonUnderground]

Joined it too, even though I don't live anywhere remotely near merseyside. I just love the accent.

saaaaaaaaaame!

I wanna go to Nandos... Maybe I will go, for my birthday :-D

That was so exciting, yet familiar, like coke with lemon.

Simpson! You're late, bald, and stupid. I'm docking you a day's pay.

nandos is awesome.

Raise your hand if you've ever watched Everybody Loves Raymond. The way he talks is my accent in a nutshell.

MY DADS NAME IS RAY! xD

Yes We got a bunch of mini ones I think. Not sure if they're gone yet or not.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE SUCH AWESOME THINGS IN YOUR HOUSE?! lawl.

I can call you, "Betty"...
and Betty when you call me you can call me. "Al."
i love that song!

The entire show is a delusion by which the inmates of an oppressive prison cope with their incarceration.
Locked into a crimethink gulag, their every thought, step and action are controlled by the nigh-omniscient surveillance loudspeakers which tell them everything they must do — such as watch "educational" propaganda films, exercise in the yard, or eat the disgusting rations of nutritional paste — that is, "Tubby Custard" — or waferlike "Tubby Toast." Any attempt to hide from the surveillance causes an immediate alert — "Where have all the Teletubbies gone?" Is it any wonder the prisoners have covered all of this by replacing it in their minds with a sunny, bucolic landscape of bright cheerful colors, even unto the all-seeing infant "sun"?

OMG! I used to LOVE the teletubbies! <3 i wanted Tinky Winky and Lala to get together xD and Po and Dipsy. lalaaaaa... PO! teletubbies... teletubbies! say he-llo EH OH! xD

i used to get up at like, 5 every morning and drink hot milk and watch the teletubbies xD apparently it was the only thing that shut me up from crying when i was a child

Omggg that sunbaby freaks me out :|
But teletubbies are epic <3

teletubbies are amazingly epic.

Jaffa Cakes are circular, 54 mm (2⅛ inches) in diameter

oh the sadness that someone would actually bother to find that out xD

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

Nahhh. Not at all!
I know SENIORS who "tlk. lyk. diz. zomg. lol"



I just take PRIDE in grammar. It's a horrible hobby to have, but I love it when people correct me.

Haha, I hate that >.<
And I'm the annoying person who corrects people's grammar. Can't help it. xD

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

BUT NOW-
theres noooowhere to hide
since you pushed my love assiiddee
I'm not in my heaadd
hoopeelessly devoteeeeeedd to youuuu
hopelessly devoted... to you...

hopelessly devoted...to you.

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

Why does everyone love Jaffa Cakes?
THEY ARE HORRIBLE! And I can't spell horrible!
>.<
Lol xD

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

I gots Alice in Wonderland (Underland) clothes now

Yes I'm going to be one of those people.

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Why does everyone love Jaffa Cakes?
THEY ARE HORRIBLE! And I can't spell horrible!
>.<
Lol xD

I have a PhD in horribleness.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Haha, I hate that >.<
And I'm the annoying person who corrects people's grammar. Can't help it. xD

Ah!
Okay, so facebook.

I have made so many enemies on facebook because i'll correct their grammar on status'.

"and I was like your stupid."
and I'll leave a comment that says something like, "'YOU'RE' stupid."

Can't help it!!

 

[LondonUnderground]

oh my gosh, my friend just posted really nice things about me on facebook! lol.

wow, this weekend is going to be epic.

i got a prize today in school, so i got to miss the whole afternoon lessons to go to the prize giving, then when i was waiting for my mum and dad to bring teh car round, all of my friends came out of school and said well done! lol. my mum and dad game me a srg. pepper card and sticker for doing so well, and my grandad got me a coin from the royal mint with the girlguide 100 thingy on it, then we went out for nandos tonight, and got pick n mix on teh way home, now im listening to Rihannas new song, which im a little addicted to xD and my friend lent me her LOVE album, and her Magical Mystery Tour album, so they are on my ipod, then my friend just said really nice things about me on facebook, then tomorrow im going to bluewater, then im going to my schools quiz night and im on a team with a few girls in the years above me, because our parents are friends and we are going to purposely lose, so we can win the 'losers prize' which is sweets xD then sunday i have a guiding thing. with friends.

 

[I Am What I Am]

BUT NOW-
theres noooowhere to hide
since you pushed my love assiiddee
I'm not in my heaadd
hoopeelessly devoteeeeeedd to youuuu
hopelessly devoted... to you...

hopelessly devoted...to you.

GREASE.


I LOVE GREASE.


A lot.

 

[LondonUnderground]

Haha, I hate that >.<
And I'm the annoying person who corrects people's grammar. Can't help it. xD

urgh, i feel your pain. my friend always says

'no, it weren't me!'

im like, NO! ITS WASN'T ME! GRAMMAR.

and then she gives me dirty looks xD

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]