"The Ballad of the CB Posters"

[WillyJ]

"The Ballad of the CB Posters"*

*Sung to the tune of Eddie Rabbit's "Driving My Life Away"


There's Ya-Ya's, Riddlers, Cheerleaders,
Dan Fans,TMCers, Water People. . . WMs, Wishers and Moderators
They all keep. . posting
Happy folks, sad folks, tall folks, short folks
Pixie-dusters, brawlers, jokesters, and even Pop Daddy
They gotta keep. . . pooooosting


Oooh, they're DISing their lives away
Can't tear themselves away. . The CB
Oooh, they're DISing their lives away
Haven't been outside for days. . .


Well there's emu legs, dwarf brawls. . . riddles, cyber-daiquiris,
And a fight 'bout mug refillin', pool-hopping, smoking Brazilian breast-feeding babies
Yeah they're all. . crazy
Good friends, big fights-a thread's locked, post moved, boards down
They took away then gave back the smileys
Yeah the place is. . craaaazy

Oooh, they're DISing their lives away
Can't tear themselves away. . The CB
Oooh, they're DISing their lives away
Haven't seen thier kids for days. . .

 

[figmentvi]

Willy this is BY FAR your best work yet !!!

I'm gonna print this and hang it up on my wall (at home, not work where I do most of my DISing) wink, wink

 

[Pam]

Awwww... shoot, man? I have a husband and kids???
(Used my two emoticons there on you, Willy, my man!)

Oh the rain is splashing on my windows,
keeping perfect time to the rhythmn of my fingers typing....
I'm DISing my life away.

Jump up from the puter, pour another Pepsi,
throw some laundry in the dryer.....
I'm DISing my life away.

Cuss at telemarketers who call me on the telephone,
Tell my kids to fix their own lunch......
I'm DISing my life away.

I used to have a life.... my DH used to have wife,
and then I discovered all of you....
and now I'm DISing my life away.

 

[minniepumpernickel]

Lol Willy! This is great!

You've got to keep this bumped up!

Can we add to it? I could think of some other types too!

 

[grinningghost]

I'll never listen to "Drivin' My Life Away" the same again.

 

[browneyes]

Haven't seen thier kids for days. . .

Are those the short people that sit on my couch fighting over the remote control and that furry thing they call puppy?

Am I in that ballad somewhere?

 

[tkyes]

Too funny!!

 

[Kitty 34]

This is great, Willy!!

 

[charlie,nj]

I always say... you can never have enough ballads...

 

[Saffron]

ROTFLOL! Very good, Will!!!!!

Charlie!

 

[Zurg]

How did I miss this?

Nice one Willy.

 

[Dan Murphy]

Very good, Willy

 

[4greatboys]

Hilarious Willy!!

 

[Beanie]

Willy, this is so good!! Great job!