The All New 3000 Loop

[Lil' Lisa]

I can not find it...
This loop must be invitation only

You need to know the extra special handshake to get a site there.

Ya snooze ya loose girly...

I really need to stop working so much!

 

[BradyBz12]

I've heard the 3000 loop comes complete with hammocks AND clothes lines already in place, and while they won't pressure wash your RV, they will come by and detail your dogs. You can also park 5 cars per site - however only 3 on the grass - and are allowed up to 35 people and 6 tents. You get your own private bus which stops at every site on the loop and goes wherever you request, and the monorail extension is nearly complete for the new platinum train. The water connections are gold plated and each site has full satellite tv hookup. There's even your own private concierge that comes by and sweeps your site, picks up your laundry and puts your awning down if the weather turns while you're out at the parks.


However as DisCamper noted.... still no free dining.

 

[DisCamper]

I love the nightly bed turndown service. We don’t get the chocolates on our pillows because of the dogs

 

[4mickey2]

they also come with a small awning type garage to park your golf carts in. they will hold up to three carts. they do have extra tall roofs for those with lifted carts.

 

[LONE-STAR]

I like that they check the air pressure in your tires on the camper and that they bring a fuel truck buy and give you a free fill up(diesel or gas your choice) before you leave. Only in the 3000 loop who needs DVC.

 

[beccaewert]

I've heard they have a kungaloosh fountain machine....but you have to pay $3.00 for a cup of ice...but there's no quarter machine around unless you go inside the comfort station. Just sayin' its what I heard Also... on the 3000 loop there is a peacock stable, where you can pay to ride those darn things...but watch out....I've heard that they really enjoy hippies?

 

[kazlac4]

Free Wifi at every site!!

 

[BradyBz12]

I heard they brought in the designer peacocks to keep the hippies away...

Oh, and just in case, CMs have been seen posting these signs around the perimeter of the 3000 loop...

 

[NJRRK]

Don't forget to mention the free beer that comes in the cooler at the site. And it's the only place on property where you can get Pepsi Products.

 

[LONE-STAR]

And it's the only place on property where you can get Pepsi Products.

Pepsi that's it I am going back to the 1200 loop I need my coke.

 

[PrincessNP]

Please tell me there's a Starbucks on this loop

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Pepsi that's it I am going back to the 1200 loop I need my coke.

I heard that they have Nehi Soda in the 75th loop.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Hot water hookup at every site.

 

[BayLake Campers]

And the sites look awesome

 

[RocklandRVers]

I hear they are clothing optional

They also have a big private pasture where everyone can get together for volleyball.

 

[Tigger in Naples]

There go the hippies again, or as they now call them yuppies or Senator

 

[SimbaKY]

I just got off the phone with a CM. We were able to get reservations for Thanksgiving! WE were able to get exclusive ADRs to Pilgrim's Dinner - all you care to eat and drink (free beer anyway) AND the Plymouth Rock and Roll Review! Yup - the NEW dinner show being built in the River Country space!

 

[BradyBz12]

And the sites look awesome

I just got off the phone with a CM. We were able to get reservations for Thanksgiving! WE were able to get exclusive ADRs to Pilgrim's Dinner - all you care to eat and drink (free beer anyway) AND the Plymouth Rock and Roll Review! Yup - the NEW dinner show being built in the River Country space!

I'm in!!!

 

[Lil' Lisa]

I hear they are clothing optional

They also have a big private pasture where everyone can get together for volleyball.

Clothing is recommended for those playing volleyball...

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Clothing is recommended for those playing volleyball...

Well, I'll keep my clothes on anyways.

Don't think anyone wants to see my jiggly , bouncy, birthday suit, .
not pretty.