butterscotchcollins
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- Jul 12, 2019
Things I have never done before this trip report:
Disclaimer, and advanced apologies if this offends anyone: I N-E-V-E-R wanted to have a Disney honeymoon. And I love Disney. To me, a honeymoon should be exotic and romantic and the Jungle Cruise skippers don't exactly scream ROMANCE to me. And above all, a honeymoon should be relaxing, which unless you are a white-water-rapids-level go-with-the-flow kind of person is basically impossible on a Disney vacation (usually, but SPOILER ALERT not this time!). Since we had already planned to take this trip without our families (another first), it seemed like the perfect excuse to celebrate just the two of us and test out our new identities as Mr. & Mrs.
A little more about me: I am a proud native New Yorker from the Bronx and childless millennial who works in marketing for a global conglomerate that sadly isn't Disney. My Princess of choice is Lilo tbh but if I had to pick any character as my spirit animal it would be Forky.
So, here we go - I'll be writing up this trip report as a newly minted Wife! Thanks in advance for following along
Follow along with this handy Table of Contents!
So here we go!
Mistakes Were Made
The Cow We Ate Had A Really Cute Nose
I will never pay for PhotoPass
- Actually written a trip report
- Gotten married
- Made an ADR
Disclaimer, and advanced apologies if this offends anyone: I N-E-V-E-R wanted to have a Disney honeymoon. And I love Disney. To me, a honeymoon should be exotic and romantic and the Jungle Cruise skippers don't exactly scream ROMANCE to me. And above all, a honeymoon should be relaxing, which unless you are a white-water-rapids-level go-with-the-flow kind of person is basically impossible on a Disney vacation (usually, but SPOILER ALERT not this time!). Since we had already planned to take this trip without our families (another first), it seemed like the perfect excuse to celebrate just the two of us and test out our new identities as Mr. & Mrs.
A little more about me: I am a proud native New Yorker from the Bronx and childless millennial who works in marketing for a global conglomerate that sadly isn't Disney. My Princess of choice is Lilo tbh but if I had to pick any character as my spirit animal it would be Forky.
So, here we go - I'll be writing up this trip report as a newly minted Wife! Thanks in advance for following along
Follow along with this handy Table of Contents!
So here we go!
Mistakes Were Made
The Cow We Ate Had A Really Cute Nose
I will never pay for PhotoPass
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