earth to maelstrom troll he is a pony he cant talk in words and hes never watched a game in his life. the only things he can say is:
i want my rug
gimme the food
nah i feel like going here
i want my mummy
weeee lets jump...nah lets not lets catleap.
woopsss did i bite you
i love you
limited vocab
now im off to school but forgodsake if you hate me that much justr say the damned horse