Texting for seniors

[Aisling]

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
SUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go...Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry...Gas
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL: CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

 

[Fire14]

LMFHO Thanks for the laughs

 

[murcor]

Lol. Oh my lord. That is funny.

 

[disneyquestions]

 

[pezheadmeg]

I'm just so happy that my 88 year old Grandparents decided they didn't want to learn how to text in the end. That was after I offered a new phone with a full keyboard and unlimited texting.

Now my Grandfather just wants an i-pod touch.

 

[Aisling]

LMFHO Thanks for the laughs

Ok gotta ask, what does that mean??

 

[Fire14]

Ok gotta ask, what does that mean??

laughing my fool head off

 

[PatsMom]

I can see my 74 year old mother texting those things to her 94 year old mother! They are quite a pair.