Tell me about your worst kiss

[Purple Nightshade]

I had a date Saturday night and of course at the end he came in for the kiss. It was HORRIBLE. It was like kissing a toddler. Never puckered his lips just kind of opened his lips slightly and pressed his against mine. I really wanted to pull back and say yuck.

So tell me your worst kiss.

 

[Wishing on a star]

OMG!!! Funny thread!

Kissing is an art, isn't it!

You can't go too open or sloppy...
And, you can't pucker too much either... like kissing a shrew!!!

That was my experience, way back when I was younger. I don't think this guy had a lot of experience, and he puckered up and came in at it TOO puckered and a little too hard.

Which one of the 'Bachelors' was it that skeeved us all out with is big sloppy unskilled kisses???

 

[wvjules]

OMG!!! Funny thread!

Kissing is an art, isn't it!

You can't go too open or sloppy...
And, you can't pucker too much either... like kissing a shrew!!!

That was my experience, way back when I was younger. I don't think this guy had a lot of experience, and he puckered up and came in at it TOO puckered and a little too hard.

Which one of the 'Bachelors' was it that skeeved us all out with is big sloppy unskilled kisses???

Ummmm yes you can. There is such a thing as too sloppy and too much pucker.

 

[Wishing on a star]

Hey, I guess instead of 'can't' I should have said you SHOULDN'T!!!!

We are definitely on the same page.

HAHAHAHAH!!!!

 

[Arielle22]

I have been married for 25 years so I don't remember kisses other than DH. I will say that I still remember our first kiss. He has very soft lips and applied just the right amount of pressure and puckering.

I tell him I started to fall for him right then and there.

 

[ginna74]

my first kiss was the worst... I was all of 14 and wow I didn't know what the heck I was doing. I cringe every time I think about it.

 

[Disney Doll]

Probably my first kiss. He wasn't very good at it, even though he was an "older man" (17 to my 15 year old self) . Sloppy. I cut it short.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

My ex-husband. Always tried to take out my tonsils with his tongue...and he only brushed his teeth once a day, in the morning, for 30 seconds.

 

[angie@dvcstore]

I was 15yrs and to this day when i think about it it makes me wanna vomit thats how nasty it was LOL

 

[MomofKatie]

A guy who I was "just friends" with was a little drunk one night. We were parting after spending a fun evening with a big group of people, and he leaned in. I thought he was going to give me a hug, but he grabbed me and laid the wettest, sloppiest, I-mean-business, open mouthed kiss on me!! Eeeew! If I had known what he was going to do, I would have run inside! I think he thought I wanted him to "take it to another level"- I didn't at all. We remained just friends, but I made fun of him for the "kissing incident" for a long time afterward.

 

[alexandria674]

Ick, it was an old boyfriend of mine when I was 14. The boy kissed like he was knawing a side of your face. I had to dump him quick.

 

[phorsenuf]

Well.....there was this one time at band camp.....

 

[NeverlandClub23]

I have had several bad kisses but many more awesome kisses than bad ones, thank goodness. I think some guys are taught to try and clean your lungs out with their tongue when they kiss . I have a date this Wednesday night so hopefully if that date goes well there's not bad kisses that follow! Great kisses are very important.

 

[ZephyrHawk]

Great guy. Good looking. Very smart. Ambitious. Shared many interests with me. My parents liked him. Kiss was in the forward cabin of my parents' boat on a trip I invited him along for. The kiss was fine....just that....fine. No sparks. No, "Oh, I want to do that again." But fine.

That's what made it so horrible. How do you tell a guy you like, a guy you're good friends with, a guy who would (for all intents and purposes) be perfect for you, that you're just not that into him?

 

[ladycollector]

Ugh, I don't even wanna think about. I honestly felt violated by it..

He like shoved his tongue in and out of my mouth and didn't give me a chance to breathe... like a snake? It was really weird and I had liked him up to that point but I just could not deal. Lol.

 

[JessicaR]

This reminded me of Kevin James and Will Smith in Hitch. Teaching him how to kiss.

My worst kiss was when I was in High School. A guy I liked so much, till the first kiss. Yuck, I almost drowned. How do you tell someone they are a terrible kisser.

 

[NeverlandClub23]

That's what made it so horrible. How do you tell a guy you like, a guy you're good friends with, a guy who would (for all intents and purposes) be perfect for you, that you're just not that into him?

That is tough. You need the sparks but no one wants to know that someone they like doesn't have them with them!

How do you tell someone they are a terrible kisser?

You send them an instructional Youtube video nowadays .

 

[PebblesMK]

Kiss? What the heck is a kiss? It's been a few years since I've got one. However, there was a guy who was really gross and must have thought it was acceptable to attack me because before I knew it, he was on top of me and umm...well I don't think I'm allowed to say hump here, but he did that and his kiss was, weird. He did something to make his tongue like a little dagger and kept poking my lips with it as I was pushing him off and then he laid on a movie star kiss. No tongue, open mouth on my tightly closed mouth and he moved his head back and forth and was moaning. Eww. I'm disgusted.

 

[JessicaR]

Kiss? What the heck is a kiss? It's been a few years since I've got one. However, there was a guy who was really gross and must have thought it was acceptable to attack me because before I knew it, he was on top of me and umm...well I don't think I'm allowed to say hump here, but he did that and his kiss was, weird. He did something to make his tongue like a little dagger and kept poking my lips with it as I was pushing him off and then he laid on a movie star kiss. No tongue, open mouth on my tightly closed mouth and he moved his head back and forth and was moaning. Eww. I'm disgusted.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd need a few years to recover from that too!

 

[JessicaR]

You send them an instructional Youtube video nowadays .

Of course!