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Central African Republic calls on US to help crush LRA
The Central African Republic has called on the United States for military support to help neutralise LRA rebels terrorising the country, state radio said Monday.
Rebels of the Lords Resistance Army have been on Central African territory since February 2008 when they were chased out of Uganda, and have been committing violations of all kinds and sowing terror among the population, it quoted Foreign Minister Antoine Gambi as saying.
In May, US President Barack Obama promulgated a law to develop a comprehensive strategy to protect civilians from LRA attacks in the four countries in which they have been active, Uganda, DR Congo, south Sudan and the CAR.
Thursday July 1, 2010
Films Lord's Resistance Army RNB Quick Takes:
Gerard Butler to don the role of Machine Gun Preacher
Hollywood action superstar Gerard Butler will soon be playing the role of real-life AK-47-toting Pastor Sam Childers in 2012s Machine Gun Preacher, according to the Internet Movie Database. A former bike gang member and drug dealer, Childers underwent a massive spiritual transformation in 1992, during a revival at an Assembly of God church . Six years later he visited the Sudan where the Ugandan sectarian militant group known as the Lords Resistance Army, led by Joseph Koney, had abducted and tortured an estimated 30,000 children and displaced 1.6 million people since the start of the rebellion in 1986. For the past 12 years, the so-called unconventional American pastor has lived and operated in Southern Sudan and Northern Uganda. His Angels of East Africa childrens village has become a safe haven for rescued children.
Monday March 29, 2010
Lord's Resistance Army Uganda:
Lords Resistance Army killed 321 people in Democratic Republic of Congo
At least 321 people were killed and hundreds were abducted in one of the worst massacres by Africas most feared rebel group, the Lords Resistance Army (LRA), in the Democratic Republic of Congo in December.
The attack which was unreported until now confirms that the LRA has restarted terrorising the region despite losing its bases in Sudan a few years ago, when Khartoum, its main backer, signed a peace deal with south Sudanese rebels.
Thursday November 12, 2009
Lord's Resistance Army:
Make peace moms dying wish to rebel leader son Joseph Kony
Associated Press reports that the mother of one of Africas most notorious rebel leaders relayed one last wish for her son before her death Wednesday, according to a nurse at her deathbed: Make peace.
Norah Anek, 86, the mother of Ugandan rebel leader Joseph Kony, died after a long illness, said nurse Betty Akello, who was with her when she died. Her son heads the infamous Lords Resistance Army, which has waged one of Africas longest and most brutal rebellions, in northern Uganda.
Wednesday September 30, 2009
Lord's Resistance Army:
Christians are crucified in guerrilla raids by Lords Resistance Army
Marauding bands of guerrillas have crucified seven Christians during a series of raids on villages in Sudan.
One of the men was tied to a tree and mutilated while six other victims were nailed to pieces of wood fastened to the ground and killed.
Villagers who found their bodies near the town of Nzara said it was like a grotesque crucifixion scene.
Bishop Eduardo Hiiboro Kussala of Tombura-Yambio has now appealed for international help to stop the attacks by members of the Lords Resistance Army.