TheOtherVillainess
Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.....
- Joined
- Oct 16, 2003
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Oh god..you don't want to hear the horror stories I have about our HOA. I wish we'd moved into a community without one. I really do. It's been the most horrible experience of my life.
TOV
- Trashcans and trashcan placement--City ordinance says cans must be behind front line of your house if you choose to store them outside. However, HOA rules stae you must store them out of common sight, which for us (because of how the side yard is sloped) means that our formerly 2 car garage is now a 1 car, 3 trashcan and 1 giant recycle bin garage.
- The pool--this could go on forever. There is no effective way for us to keep unwanteds out of our private (community) pool. Plus..for the amount we've paid in repairs over the last 4 years, you could buy 4 NEW pool and hire lifeguards for the summer, I'm sure of it.
- Two words--Grass Nazi
TOV
there was a planned community in a nearby town that had a hoa from day one with very strickt guidelines on how houses could be landscaped, exterior ornamentation, paint colors....a resident went and painted their house PURPLE (not a variation, but crayola crayon purple). the residents were up in arms, the hoa threw a fit and had their lawyers demand the homeowner repaint to the "earthtone" exterior paint mandate in the hoa contract...ended up in court and the homeowner's lawyer won the case based on the wording of the hoa contract- it only specified "earthtones"-purple is the color of grapes, grapes come from the earth-therefore "purple is an earthtone".


The first house we bought was 20 years old and had several owners through the years. We weren't given in CC&R's when we bought the house. Didn't know any existed until we tore down our delapidated out building and tried to build a nicer one. Our next door neighbor didn't like where we were putting it and brought over a copy of the CC&R's.