No offense guys, but I just skimmed a bazillion pages, and things around here seem to be, ummmmm, shall we say, ummmmmm, a bit stale.
Sorry, must be honest.

This is vacation. Can we turn it up a notch? How about a party in the jacuzzi this evening? I've hired Chris Rock to bartend.
For the underagers here, there will be a pool party with lots of cola and Doritos. Entertainment will be the cast of both LOTR and POTC.
DEADHEADBELLE, are you an Amazing Race fan? I'm looking for a partner to compete with me. I thought we'd be a good match.

Okay, so maybe we wouldn't come in first, but we'd definitely have the most fun.
I was going to ask LLEBREKNIT, but I think I'd start getting mad at her about the fifth time she told me that I was packing my backpack efficiently.
