Originally posted by billysotherdad
S&K'smom! Yes, I'm going to see Madonna. Hey come on, all of you. Tell me, if you were offered a free ticket to a Madonna concert, would you say no? You may not wear a disco shirt, but I've got the shirt, and it's been hanging in my closet with no where to wear it. So, if I'm going to spend a few hours dancin' and singin' along to "Holiday", "Vogue", and "Like a Virgin", shouldn't I wear a disco shirt.
I totally want to see Madonna and I will pay to go! I think she is coming to Worcester - you just reminded me to check it out and see. Have a great time! Its not stereotypical
RickinNYC! Now Cher, that's maybe a bit stereotypical.
Deadheadbelle I was watching Last Comic Standing last night and till now I have not liked Ant, and the joke he did last night I didn't think I would like but I laughed out loud pretty hard at it, more so than any of the other comic's stuff. It may offend, but for some reason it hit my funny bone pretty hard because it wasn't the typical gay guy joke I thought. I couldn't believe they picked Bonnie.
I will try and retell the joke and see if it offends anyone. Its a physical joke so much of it probably won't come out right on paper.
Ant says that he and his roomate are in the drivethru lane of McD's (or whatever) and they are taking a long time deciding what to get so this big truck is behind them and lays on its horn and the guys in the truck says, "come on you bleeeeps, move it." Ant says, "I have just had it up to here with this", so he gets out of the car, takes off his jacket, pushes up his chest (he's a pretty stacked guy too), and saunters over to the truck driver's window. He says in this totally deep and manly voice (Ant does not have a totally deep and manly voice), "Who you callin' a 'bleep'" and he grabs his croch while saying it and acts all tough guy with Jersey accent. The truck driver just stares at him looking embarassed. So Ant goes back to his car and gets in at which point he throws his hands into the air flailing all around and says in a very high pitched voice to his roomate, "Oh my God, Oh My God, we could have been killed, Oh My God."
The part at the end was not what cracked me up, it was his grabbing his croch and taking in the deep voice that tickled my funny bone. I have no idea why. The joke wasn't really that good. In fact I am not sure it really was a joke, but nonetheless it made me laugh pretty hard.