ilovepcot
<font color=purple>Caused the first ever Tag Fairy
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Due to the "snickering" going on behind your back, I've decided to cut out the "scrumptious pot roast" with *all the trimmings* that you've been enjoying each Sunday in my home. I feel that's the primary reason you've "ballooned" to such a sad state.
I have to agree with the others....who wants to see a fairy attempting to fly and sprinkle pixie dust when she's wheezing and all red in the face...NOT from the dust mind you, but from not being in good enough shape to carry out her duties. Sad, sad, sad. I know you've enjoyed your visits in my home and I hate to just cut you off, so this is what I could do. In place of red meat, I'll serve tofu dishes. I'll search the net for recipes.
Oh, and I'll replace those fabulous desserts with fruit! Mashed potatoes with gravy...bean sprouts instead.
I sincerely hate the thought that I've offended or embarrassed you concerning your weight, but something MUST be done about it. In fact, I'm embarrassed for you.
Let me know whether to be expecting you Sunday! 


I sincerely hate the thought that I've offended or embarrassed you concerning your weight, but something MUST be done about it. In fact, I'm embarrassed for you.

