"Stop Using that Hot Dog to........

[swanmom]

draw on your cousin!" Ok, so last night, I had say exactly that to my DD. (Don't even ask.) Then, this morning, I found myself saying, "No more Cheerios in the phone cord!" (DD sits next to the phone when she has breakfast and delights in sticking Cherrios in between the coils of the phone so that when you stretch it out later they all fall on the floor. ) So, I can't be the only one - what's the oddest thing you've found yourself saying to a child?

 

[hucifer]

This sounds like the beginning of a great short story. Now if I could only use that for my trip report...

 

[stinkerbelle]

(DD sits next to the phone when she has breakfast and delights in sticking Cherrios in between the coils of the phone so that when you stretch it out later they all fall on the floor. )

omg...that is the most adorable thing!

(do you have a dog? see - my dog would take care of those cheerios lickety split! heheh)

 

[luvmydogs]

When ds10 was two, I actually had to utter the line, "Oh, that's just great. Now I have to go get the tweezers and see if I can get that dime out of your butt!"

 

[liamsaunt]

To my 6 YO nephew on our last trip to Disney: "Liam, if you do not start behaving right now, I am going to take your fast pass for Soarin' and I am going to EAT IT!"

Not my finest moment.

 

[L107ANGEL]

When ds10 was two, I actually had to utter the line, "Oh, that's just great. Now I have to go get the tweezers and see if I can get that dime out of your butt!"

There has to be a story behind this

 

[ead79]

These are hysterical!

 

[luvmydogs]

There has to be a story behind this

Chris was 'helping' me roll up coins in money wrappers, when I had to leave the room for like 30 seconds (what was I thinking?!). I come back and he's got this look on his face like he did something really wrong and didn't want me to know about it. I then started a mental and physical process of elimination (no pun intended) until the source of the confusion was both located and successfully extricated!

 

[Aidensmom]

"No, you can't have another Milkbone."

"Can I be the green Power Ranger?"

"Yes, Lysol kills monsters."

"Santa doesn't like light beer."

 

[Dreaming of Disney]

"You cannot put the dog in the refrigerator!"

I said this to my twin DD's when they were 3.

 

[smilingmouse]

"Santa doesn't like light beer."

Too funny!

 

[L107ANGEL]

"Stop pulling that dogs tail!! How would you like it if he pulled your tail?"

Wasn't one of my finer moments

 

[Imzadi]

When ds10 was two, I actually had to utter the line, "Oh, that's just great. Now I have to go get the tweezers and see if I can get that dime out of your butt!"

I am literally CRYING with laughter!

 

[FayeW]

Words I never thought I would say:

"How many turds are down there?"

My daughter, 3, found it amusing to remove the heat vent, and crap in the pipe.

 

[emily1982]

Best one i've said at the Pre-School is:

'You haven't got a headache in your tummy you have stomach ache'

 

[cruiserkaren]

Words I never thought I would say:

"How many turds are down there?"

My daughter, 3, found it amusing to remove the heat vent, and crap in the pipe.

Literally LOL right now. That's hilarious!

 

[Servants of Evan]

Not mine but credit belongs to a director I once worked with talking to his 15 year old son. "Mike, what I want to know is -- at what time did your brain think that was a GOOD idea?"

 

[Alice's Mom]

I have tears in my eyes, some of those were so funny!!! I can't stop laughing!

 

[luvmydogs]

Words I never thought I would say:

"How many turds are down there?"

My daughter, 3, found it amusing to remove the heat vent, and crap in the pipe.

 

[JCJRSmith]

Until I had a son, I never would have thought that I would ever have to say, "Boy - get off the dog." Twice.