staying at Cindy's Castle-how they should do it

[yankeepenny]

How about this for the contest winner.
After all- the Fairy Godmother who lives there is really in charge.....
5 nights and four days staying in the Castle, concierge service included. You are picked up by stretch limo at the airport, and deposited at the TTC. A coach comes and gets you(just like the ones across the pond at the other big house, Buckingham Palace.) Jiminy Cricket will be there for the ride. You will be brought to the door of the Castle, and wisked inside by an entourage led by Sebastian.
You are issued your Golden pastpass, and head straight to the park of your choice, wearing the golden crocs you are given upon entry. With your special "eternally refillable mug, you can go where there is no waiting for you to endure, your security group includes the 7 dwarfs- with Grumpy leading the way to discourage hangers on, or winner wanna be's. After a few hours, you are transported to the GF for a massage and some spa time. Hungry? There is no need for Adr's ...you just show up at whatever place you feel like eating at and you are wined and dined to your hearts content. Need a swim, well- pool hopping is the way to go, Goofy joins you and your guests wherever you want to spash. Decide to go out that night? Aladdin wisks you away to DD for a couple of yo ho ho rums and Dumbo joins you for the carpet ride home.
After that ride back, the turndown service is led by no other than your personal favorite, People Magazine's Most Sexiest Man Alive Year_____(whatever you choose)
then you fall asleep and wake up and there are still 3 more days to do this all over again.
How does this above sound for a vacation?

Either the write is a) drinking too much coffee, b) a totally closed disneyholic , c) just plain crazy)
or d) all of the abouve .
any additions you would like to add to this?

 

[SnwflkCts]

I liked the coach idea -- make it the one they use at GF for fairy-tale weddings. It is a glass pumpkin pulled by ponies and men in livery.

Of course my luggage would have to come later. It's mismatched - wouldn't want the princesses to be shocked by it!!

Don't think DH would go for the sexiest man alive turn down service .... shhh .... we won't tell him!

Loved your fantasy ... either too much coffee or not enough coffee .... or WHAT IS IN YOUR COFFEE????

 

[scheddj]

wearing the golden crocs you are given upon entry

-LOL