Start a Scandalous Rumor about the DISer Above You!

[AmandaSparks730]

Stolen from the CB. It seemed fun, so I'm bringing it here!

Basically, you start a scandalous/crazy rumor about whomever posts above you

Here's the CB version if you need help/starters/ideas:

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2185392

Have at it!

 

[WDWtraveler27]

Owns 20,000 Chinchilas. Which she eats.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Is secretly a Jedi who traipses the galaxy looking for Darth Vader, who is really his father.

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Likes to kick puppies

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Hates DISNEY

 

[WDWtraveler27]

Dreams of marrying Jeniffer Lopez AND James Franco and moving to a polygamy friendly country to raise Gazelle's and train them to perform Romeo and juliet.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Has 10 kids in his basement, which he tortures with Hannah Montana episodes on repeat.

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Is secretly Hit Girl.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Is secretly Miley Stewart, who's secretly Hannah Montana, who's secretly living in Malibu, CA, but secretly wants to live in Nashville, TN, and secretly loves Jake Ryan...secretly...

And it's all a secret.

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Sleeps with an Edward Cullen body pillow O-O

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Sleeps with Edward Cullen

 

[I Am What I Am]

Secretly wants to be Bella Swan so she can punch and tell off Jacob. Secretly.

 

[nerdylightbulb]

Is secretly Perry the platypus

 

[AmandaSparks730]

NEVER! *hugs Jacob*

nerdylightbulb stalks Brandon Urie not so secretly.

 

[nerdylightbulb]

NEVER! *hugs Jacob*

nerdylightbulb stalks Brandon Urie not so secretly.

...His name is Brendon... *shifty*

 

[I Am What I Am]

Secretly hates BRENDON Urie.

 

[gatorsfan]

hey aliceinhalloweentown is that a silenced beraeta M9 that the girl is holding

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

hey aliceinhalloweentown is that a silenced berata M9 that the girl is holding

No idea TBH.
Maybe? It's a scene from a movie.

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Secretly hates BRENDON Urie.

wants to dance with no pants on with Ke$ha

 

[I Am What I Am]

wants to dance with no pants on with Ke$ha

Just for that: Is a secret Twilight fangirl who wants to marry Edward and have Jacob's puppies.