I'm serious (oh, I just noticed a cool new feature as this is my first thread since the Dis changes - I like the "is this already being discussed" thing). Back to my question(s): I'm not really a Star Wars person (I'm adding Marvel because as I started to write this, I realized that (A) it's true for me and (B) Marvel sort of seems like the 21st century Star Wars) - so where would I, if I wanted to, begin. I realize there's the original trilogy (which is the middle of a larger set of 9? Do I need to watch all of that to get into things like the new D+ shows). I have the basics down (if only from the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars episode/movie) - which is that Darth Vader, Chewbacca, and R2D2 exists. I watched whatever came out in the 90s (episode 1 and maybe 2) with my HS best friend but understood none of it and feel like that might just confuse me more).
More than anything, I'd like a good handle on it so I can introduce the kids. Do I really need to watch 9 Star Wars movies to catch up (my attention span is not inclined to movie-length things)? Same thing with Marvel - what/how/when does one jump in?
I highly recommend starting with the Original Trilogy, then the Prequels, then Sequels - release order is probably the best way. Chronological order might be confusing as later material relies a little on knowledge from the previous stuff (like th Prequels would totally spoil a certain "twist" in the OT, though if you know that already it doesn't matter as much. For Star Wars I would watch them in this order, but I have noted chronology where it matters:
Episode IV A New Hope
Episode V The Empire Strikes BAck
Episode VI Return of the Jedi
Episode I The Phantom Menace
Episode II Attach of the Clones
Episode III Revenge of the Sith
Episode VII The Force Awakens
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (takes place before Episode IV)
Episode VIII The Last Jedi
Solo: A Star Wars Story (takes place before Rogue One)
Episode IX The Rise of Skywalker
Two of those are side stories and take place before the Original Trilogy. If you want to get into the shows too, I wil list them:
The Clone Wars movie and series (takes place between Epsiodes II & III but series is not presented in chronological order, particularly the earlier episodes)
Rebels (takes place before Rogue One & Episode IV)
Resistance (takes place before & after Episode VII)
The Mandalorian (takes place after Episode VI)
The Bad Batch (takes palce after Episode III)
The Book of Bobo Fett (takes place after Episode VI and in-line with The Mandalorian)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (takes place before Epsidoe IV)
Wow, so there is more Star Wars than I thought when you write it all out. It's still nowhere close to Marvel. Marvel has a lot of movies, and they are all tied in, but some are not as crucial to the "Infinity Saga" which is comprised of the first three phases. I would just start with Iron Man as that is the foundation. I'll just give you the starting order:
Iron Man
The Incredible Hulk
Iron Man 2
Thor
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Avengers
Start with that - Phase 1 - and you should get the hang of it. Not every movie is in chronological order, but most are close except for the flashback type movies, like Captain America: The First Avenger which takes place during WWII. Feel free to pop in if you have questions.
Have fun!