Papa Deuce
<font color="red">BBQ loving, fantasy football pla
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The husband just finished reading "You can be the MAN of the Household!". He was quite impressed with the book and decided to take it to heart the very next day.
Upon waking up the next morning he told his wife "Go make me some breakfast. Eggs over easy, wheat toast, dry, and some coffee. And when I get home tonight I expect a great meal to be waiting for me. After that, you will draw me a bath, and have dessert waiting for me when I get done".
The wife looked at him and said, "You expect me to do all of that for you, do you", as she chuckled in disbelief.
The husband replied "Indeed I do. And before bed you will give me a back massage and a foot rub." And, he added, "Who do you think will dress me tomorrow, and brush my hair?"
The wife replied " The funeral home director, I guess".
Upon waking up the next morning he told his wife "Go make me some breakfast. Eggs over easy, wheat toast, dry, and some coffee. And when I get home tonight I expect a great meal to be waiting for me. After that, you will draw me a bath, and have dessert waiting for me when I get done".
The wife looked at him and said, "You expect me to do all of that for you, do you", as she chuckled in disbelief.
The husband replied "Indeed I do. And before bed you will give me a back massage and a foot rub." And, he added, "Who do you think will dress me tomorrow, and brush my hair?"
The wife replied " The funeral home director, I guess".
