Spin Off: "Different" Show and Tell Items

morethananyonex

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Inspired by the kindergartener with the crack pipe (never thought I'd say that, lol) what are the strangest/funniest items you've seen brought in for Show and Tell?

I have no funny stories to share here, but in my kindergarten class it became the cool thing to do to bring in your dad :laughing:.
 
I brought my mother's prosthetic **** in to show-and-tell in the first grade.

It silicone (or something like that) and really cool and squishy.

I don't think my mum (or the teacher) were very impressed (my mum did not know that I had taken it).
 
I had a first grader stand up and tell the class that his sister had started her period that day and his dad bought her roses. His poor sister would have been horrified. Fortunately it wooshed right over their heads.
 

In grade 2 I had my mom bring in my new baby brother.
 
Whatever you do, don't bring in a Harry Potter Wand. Your child will have a record.
 
The funniest was a few yrs ago, in the 3yr old class. They were supposed to bring in something that started with the letter of the week and this week it was letter U. Lots of umbrellas. This girl gets up with a little unicorn beanie baby. She's a very quiet, serious girl. Some kids get up there and ramble on forever, but some need prompting so my coworker asks questions, like who got this for you, or where you got it, what it's name is, etc. So she asks the girl if she got the unicorn for her birthday. No, it's my daddy's. He let me borrow it. :lmao:

This may be a "You had to be there" Story, but it still cracks me up. My coworker couldn't even look at me, I was struggling to stifle my giggles. The next year we waited for her sibling to bring in Dad's Unicorn... no show. :( But there's always this year!

One year a girl brought her baby sister. We had a cat. Another boy brought his mom, who played the violin, for letter V, and she played for the class. Mostly we get random toys that have nothing to do with the letter of the week... :confused3
 
Not in my class, but at the school I taught at, a kindergartner brought in his mom's diaphragm. :lmao:

He wasn't sure what it was, but said it was "important" because his mom kept it well hidden.

We had fun with that in the staff lounge. I felt sorry for the teacher. She had to call the mom to let her know what lil Johnny had brought to school. Talk about the walk of shame! Mom had to come in to pick it up from the office.
 
My niece brought in a "marital aid." (sorry sis!) :blush:
 
Mine's not funny...back in kindergarten in 1979, a classmate brought a loaded gun for show and tell. And he was allowed to show it and talk about it with no recourse. I will never forget him later pointing it at me and saying "You're dead at recess." Needless to say, I did not go outside...I hid, the teacher found me and I told her what he'd said. She laughed and said he didn't even have the gun, she was holding on to it until his parents picked him up that night (this was a daycare kindergarten).
 

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