> > SPEEDO
> >
> > Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the
> > girls,
> > so he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any
> > advice for him.
> >
> > "Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy
old
> > swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years
outta
> > style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos about
> two
> > sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin
> you
> > man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
> >
> > The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his spanking new tight
> > Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and ...for cryin' out loud! - it's
> worse
> > than before! Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by,
> covering
> > their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So Brad goes back to
> the
> > lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?"
> >
> > "Jeez!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"
> >
> > Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the
> > girls,
> > so he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any
> > advice for him.
> >
> > "Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy
old
> > swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years
outta
> > style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos about
> two
> > sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin
> you
> > man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
> >
> > The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his spanking new tight
> > Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and ...for cryin' out loud! - it's
> worse
> > than before! Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by,
> covering
> > their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So Brad goes back to
> the
> > lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?"
> >
> > "Jeez!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"
ROTFLMAO!!!
