king of spain rulz
Once I was the king of Spain
Now I eat humble pie
O my unspeakable wife queen Lisa
Now I eat humble pie
Im telling you I was the king of Spain
Now I eat humble pie
And now I work at the pizza pizza
1,2,3,4
Ba da ba ba da
Ba da ba d Ba da ba da
Ba da ba ba da
Ba ba da ba da Dom
Royalty
Would it look good on me
Buried in silk in the royal food bar
Or going nuclear free
Or playing crokano
With the princes of monotone
Telling my jokes to the old world leaders
Getting it all on video
Once I was the king of Spain
Now I eat humble pie
The palatial plaice that was my home
Now I eat humble pie
Im telling you I was the king of Spain
Now I eat humble pie
And now I vacuum the turf at sky dome
Once he was the king of Spain
Ba da ba ba da
Ba da ba d Ba da ba da
Ba da ba ba da
Ba ba da ba da Dom
I cant wait
Im lowering interest rates
The people all say
King how are you such a genius
Theres a roof overhead
And food on the plate
Its lazy there
I dont even give a care
Lets make Friday part of the weekend
And give every baby chocolate éclair
Once I was the king of Spain
Now I eat humble pie
Hay Clinton hay Elton got problems you phone me
Now I eat humble pie
Im telling you I was the king of Spain
Now I eat humble pie
Now the chiefs call me up to drive the zamboni
Once he was the king of Spain
Ladys and gentlemen
I introduce to you
The international
Orchestra
Bou bou bou
ba de ba ba da ba
Bou bou bou
Ba bou bou
Ba da da
Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh
Now some of you may be wondering how I came to be living in Canada after being royalty in Spain
Shall I tell them boys
Tell us please
You see
Late one night
When the castle was asleep
Out of my royal chambers
And into the garden I creped
And I wait
Till the appointed time
When the moon is lighting the pitch
At which point my peasant friend
Who looks just like me
Arrives so we make a switch
Prince and pauper
Jr. and whopper
A world made up of silver and copper
Under my own omission
I took a change of passion
So next time
You drool in the pizza line
Remember a slower pizza more luscious
A king of Spain never rushes
Once I was the king of Spain
Now I eat humble pie
I was looking for all kinds of ways to improve us
Now I eat humble pie
Im telling you I was the king of Spain
Now I eat humble pie
And now i'm jamming with motzey preuvus
Once he was the king of Spain