Songs That Make You Laugh

[CourtasanSatine]

BoulderCreek: That tops a school dance for sure but it has to be a riot to see

 

[lisajl]

Does anyone here remember "Telephone Man"?

"Hey baby I'm your telephone man,
if you tell me where you want it,
I'll put it where I can."


Laughed so hard at this one my sister thought I was on drugs.

Lisajl

 

[flaps]

Originally posted by lisajl
Does anyone here remember "Telephone Man"?

Yup. Ever hear the companion song Peter the Meter Reader?

 

[two4ruff]

Why Don't We Get Drunk and Sc*** - Jimmy Buffet

The Rodeo Song - Chris LeDuex (it was taboo when I was in high school, hearing it brings back memories!)

 

[TinkBoo&ElliesMum]

Currently it's a song called Ashcroft's Army it's by John McCutcheon, we caught him one night on PBS and were rolling, my Mom and step-dad were nearly crying!

Ashcroft’s Army (2002)
words and music by John McCutcheon

Operation TIPS! Sign me up! I wanna be a spy!

I saw him on TV last night
In a suit of somber blue
He said it was time for all Americans
To do what we must do
Take out your x-ray glasses
And your decoder rings
We need ordinary people
To keep an eye on things

So…

I wanna be in Ashcroft’s Army
I wanna be a spy
I wanna watch my neighbor’s doings
Kiss your rights goodbye
In this legal devolution
A perfect chance for retribution
Let’s just can the Constitution
I wanna be a spy

I wanna be in Ashcroft’s Army
I wanna be a fed
I might look like the meter man
But I’m a spook instead
Delivering pizza or the mail
Buddy, you can never tell
I’ll haul your sorry *** to jail
I wanna be a spy

I wanna be in Ashcroft’s Army
I wanna be a sleuth
I wanna catch some terrorists
Don’t worry ‘bout the truth
If I see you hanging ‘round
Wearin’ a turban and your skin is brown
You’re gonna take a ride downtown
I wanna be a spy

I wanna be in Ashcroft’s Army
I’m gonna be a mole
It’s time to show the rest or my neighbors
Just who’s in control
The Vice-President said, “Shame on you!”
The Attorney General said it too
“Don’t you question what we do!”
I wanna be a spy

I wanna be in Ashcroft’s Army
I wanna a G-Man
He used to be a Senator
But now he is a free man
He’s a Attorney General instead
‘Cause the people of Missouri said
“We’d rather vote for a guy who’s dead!”
I wanna be a spy

I wanna be in Ashcroft’s Army
But still I’ve gotta wonder
Where was all this spying
When Adelphia went under
When Enron ran off with the loot
And Worldcom went right down the chute
Some terrorists where pin-striped suits
I wanna be a spy

Charlottesville, VA August, 2002

©2002 John McCutcheon/Appalsongs (ASCAP)

 

[disneyatl]

I just heard this the other day while flipping through the radio stations.....

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night (That Chew Your A** Out All Day Long)

As you can tell it's a country song. Cracked me up!!!

 

[jpd3]

She Shook Me All Night Long - Originally done by AC/DC but covered by a Dixie/Bluegrass Cover Band - Hayseed Dixie. A roommate of mine had the cd and played it all the time. Awesome song but it makes me laugh to hear it "countrified".

 

[orvilleair]

Originally posted by jpd3
but it makes me laugh to hear it "countrified".

Same goes for "Dread Zepplin". They covered a lot of Led Zepplin songs and the lead singer was basically an Elvis impersonator.

 

[wishuponastarforever]

Anything Adam Sandler - one that comes to mine is
Piece of **** car
others:
Don't Worry be happy
I'm too sexy

 

[Virgo10]

The Truth about Men cracks me up.

Eat It - Weird Al.

Short People - Randy Newman

Hula Love - A super oldie by Buddy Knox

Oh Lord It's Hard to be Humble - Mac Davis

Spiders and Snakes - Jim Stafford

Cover of the Rolling Stone - Dr Hook

When you're hot, you're hot - Jerry Reed





Roberta

 

[jeleebeene]

"I Wanna Talk About Me" and "How Do you like me Now" - those both crack me up.

 

[Otto's Doll]

How about Chuck Berry's song "My Ding-a-ling"? That one cracks me up.