Sometimes you need a good laugh. Edited-1st post

[Gina and Brian]

Life's Reflections

1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

So bananiem, what you are saying is that this thread is a shout out to the corn cob and stick people? Can I mention corn?

 

[isyne4u]

Life's Reflections

1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

I can relate to way too many of these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I read the other thread and reserved comment. However, since you're pushing the issue... What I saw on the other thread was someone give you a thumbs up and try to join in the silliness. For that, you are flaming him? Read your own post and then try rereading the other one.

Of course being told that we have a sophmoric sense of humor wasn't too nice of him. Didn't say it was untrue, just not nice.

Gina and Brian, I resemble many of those!

 

[Virgo10]

Life's Reflections

1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Steven Wright?

 

[Aidensmom]

To me the DIS is like one great big group of friends, and sometimes you go to your friends for support, sometimes advice, but much of the time just to have fun and enjoy yourself. I am glad to have a place to do all three.

 

[MsDisney23]

I'm glad that your DD is fine. I know just what you mean about needing a good laugh when your not feeling well. My own since of humor has gotten me through so much of my illness. Oh I wish I knew how to find a thread and post it. I started one a few backs over me telling my dr's that I should have married all 7 dwarf's!

 

[imsorry]

To me the DIS is like one great big group of friends, and sometimes you go to your friends for support, sometimes advice, but much of the time just to have fun and enjoy yourself. I am glad to have a place to do all three.

I love the graduation picture!!!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I started one a few backs over me telling my dr's that I should have married all 7 dwarf's!

That was a funny thread! I'll see if I can find it. Here it is! http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1040858

You are the type of person who I was talking about on my sappy post on the now locked melon thread--you've had a lot of things that you could complain about and you've most certainly earned the right to complain, but you don't let it consume you. Takes courage and guts and I commend you for it!

 

[lesroi]

Steven Wright?

George Carlin, I think. Love him; he is toooooo funny! I resemble some of those remarks too! George is awesome and one of my favorites. I also adored the late Mitch Hedberg. If you are into Steven Wright, you should definitely listen to some Mitch Hedberg, but I digress...



Tracy

Here's a dancing banana: These always make me giggle!

 

[Cool-Beans]

All the fun threads get deleted.

 

[Planogirl]

The list of humorous comments are so funny! Are you sure that those aren't from Steven Wright? They sound like him but they're great whoever they're from.

 

[Poohnatic]

Amen!

I had a bummer of a weekend, and when I felt my worst, a fellow DISer sent me an extremely funny email. I needed the laugh, so thanks LIZ!

BTW, this morning I was in Target and saw the infamous dryer balls(they were blue-hmmmmm) and so the DIS was responsible for more laughing.

Suzanne