luvsmickeymouse
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This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.
>
> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
> found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
>
> She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream
> at
> the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get Out of
> the car!"
>
> The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
> like
> mad.
>
> The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
> the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that
> she could not get her key into the ignition.
>
> She tried and tried, and then she noticed there was a football, a
> Frisbee
> and two 12 packs in the front seat. Then it dawned on her why her keys
> wouldn't work.
>
> A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
> farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police
> station to report her mistake.
>
> The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed
> to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car
> jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet
> tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
>
> No charges were filed.
>
> Moral of the story?
> If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one.
>
>
>
> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
> found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
>
> She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream
> at
> the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get Out of
> the car!"
>
> The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
> like
> mad.
>
> The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
> the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that
> she could not get her key into the ignition.
>
> She tried and tried, and then she noticed there was a football, a
> Frisbee
> and two 12 packs in the front seat. Then it dawned on her why her keys
> wouldn't work.
>
> A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
> farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police
> station to report her mistake.
>
> The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed
> to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car
> jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet
> tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
>
> No charges were filed.
>
> Moral of the story?
> If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one.
>
>
That's a good one.
